This is just a small compilation of my favorite Randy Beaman stories told by the little boy named Colin on the cartoon Animaniacs. They make me laugh and I hope they do the same for you. OK bye.

#1 One time, OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's Mom had a dream that she ate a big marshmallow and it was really good, and she, and when she woke up her pillow was gone cuz she ate it. Ok bye.

#2 Ok, so, one time Randy Beaman's cat ate this fish from the fish tank but the fish was a piranha, it lived inside the cat forever, and the cat became a Piranha Cat. Ok bye.

#3 One time Randy Beaman woke up at night and he saw Dracula but he thought it wasn't Dracula -- just some clothes hanging up -- then he turned on the light and it really was Dracula. OK bye.

#4 Ok, so, one time Randy Beaman's Mom's best friend, whose name is Linda, wanted to get a tan more than anything, so she went to a tanning salon and she stayed in too long and she boiled her guts. OK bye.

#5 OK, one time Randy Beaman knew this creepy guy, and Randy Beaman says to him, "Get lost!" and so he did and then nobody ever found the guy. It's true! OK bye.

#6 One time, OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's aunt was sitting on the , on the front porch and she, and she was in her bare feet, and she felt a lick and she thought it was her dog licking her feet but it wasn't; it was the crazy guy that did that a lot. Ok bye.

#7 One time, OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's little brother ate Pop Rocks and drank a soda at the same time and his head exploded. OK bye.

#8 OK, so what happend is one time Randy Beaman went on a trip with his dad and they picked up a lady who wanted a ride home, and this was in Kansas, and she sat in the back seat and when they got where she wanted to go they turned around and she was gone! And randy Beaman's dad talked to the man who lived there and told him what the lady looked like and the man said, "Oh, that's my wife, but she died four years ago." Spooky, huh? OK bye.

#9 Ok, this is scary. See, one time, Randy Beaman was asleep and he heard a "scratch scratch scratch" on the window and he woke up and nothing was there, so the next night he heard a "scratch scratch scratch" on the floor and he woke up and there was nothing there, and so the next night he heard "scratch scratch scratch" on his bed and he woke up and you know what it was? His mom's Lee Press-On Nails had come alive, and they were after Randy Beaman! Aaaaah!!! Ok, bye.

#10 OK, see, one time, in the cafeteria, randy Beaman was eating a baloney sandwich, then Jason made this gross noise -- thpt! -- and Randy Beaman laughed so hard baloney came out his nose! Really! OK, bye.

#11 One time , OK, see, one time Randy Beaman's family had this party with food and stuff and they had like this bean dip for the chips and everbody ate it and said it was really good, only it wsn't bean dip; it was a mistake; it was really dog food. OK bye.

#12 OK, one time, randy Beaman's sister, see, one time she was making a really ugly face and Randy Beaman's mom said, "Stop it; your face will get stuck like that," and it did. OK bye.

#13 You know what? One time randy Beaman's uncle Roy blew his nose so hard his brains came out. True! OK bye.

#14 OK one time Randy Beaman had to take baths with his brother so one time his little brother took a potty in the bathtub and now Randy Beaman gets to take showers by himself. OK bye.

#15 Know what? OK. one time Randy Beaman ate some Corn Flakes, but it wasn't Corn Flakes; it was his brother's scab collection. OK bye.

#16 OK, one time Randy Beaman put ketchup on his shirt, and fell over in the driveway acting like he croaked, and his mom, Mrs. Beaman, she freaked out, she was screaming, and he laughed 'cause he was a tricker, and she grounded Randy Beaman for thirty years. OK bye.

#17 OK so this is true. Randy Beaman's dad, Mr. Beaman, who is smart, said to eat lots of carrots to get to see really good in the dark and so Randy Beaman ate carrots all the time, And he turned orange. OK bye.