The Conspiracy Continues

The Conspiracy Continues

Excuses, and Apologies...

Legal Things For The Lawers In The Crowd.

Okay, this is my first time using Fortune City, I'm entirely new at it, so you'll have to bear with me.
I'm an Angelfire web page creator, and in fact, i'd be using it right now if it wasn't for them only offering 4 mbs. Don't ask me what that little red door is about, i can't get it off...but! If you have have any ideas or know how this thing could be improved and are familiar with the provider... by all means.. help me out here! And I also aplologize for the huge *captions*. And finally about the links, I just put some on here that are pages with sounds, and if you're thinking, "hey, my page has X-Files sounds on it"
Then by all means, e-mail me and i'll put it on here. The more the merrier. There, i think that about does it. Later!

Yes, You probably know by now what this is and what I'm doing, so let's get this stuff distributed everwhere!

Yes, It's understood that this page is run without permission by Fox and all its Corporations. All Credit should be given to either Fox, or Chris Carter, the genius man and all his crew for thinking up such a great show.
I'm not profiting anything from this page but satisfaction that I've made some X-Philes day. The X-Files is a Ten-Thirteen Production and i have no correlation with anything except that i watch the show. That's it.
Any other legal complaints, you can
E-mail me and we'll talk it over.
: )

The Sounds In Some Unexplainable Order

Hey!

Yo!

As always, if any of the sounds don't work, let me know, and i'll fix it! : )

You can use the list I have here which outlines the wav files by alpha-order, or you can just go the long way by scrolling your way down.

0-9 A B

12floors.wavScully: Well, I just climbed up 12 floors, I'm hot, I'm thirsty and to be honest, I'm wondering what I'm doing up here.

2995.wavMulder: Well, I paid my 29.95, Scully I think I'm entitled to a few more answers, don't you think?

5billion.wavMulder: You're my one in... 5 billion. [ For you folks half paying attention, he's talking to Scully! Shipper approved!! : ) ]

86.wavBar Maid: Looks like 86 is your lucky number. Mulder: You know one is the lonliest number.

900numbr.wavMulder: Scully do you think it's too soon to get my own one-nine-hundred number?

abducted.wavMulder: You ever had the suspicion you've been abducted by aliens?

afraid.wavCSM: I'm not afraid to die.

afraid2.wavMulder: I know what you're afraid of, Scully. I'm afraid of the same thing. (depends how you think of it, it could be shipper friendly!)

afterlife.wavMulder: Hey, Scully do you believe in an afterlife? Scully: I'd settle for a life in this one.

agnstplc.wavScully: I must remind you this goes against the bureau's policy of male and female agents consorting in the same room while on assignment

alex_int.wavKrycek: (Introducing himself) Krycek..Alex Krycek

alien_probed.wavMulder: he said it happened before the abduction. And so what if they had sex? Scully: So we know it wasnt an alien that probed her.

alist.wavMulder: I hear you have a list.

alive.wavCSM: As long as I'm alive, that doesn't happen.

all_dead.wavMulder: We're not all dead?

alter_dreams.wavMulder: So it's actually possible to alter somebody's dreams? Woman: In theory, yes.

ankles.wavMulder: You know sometimes it just gets hard to smile though it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles.

answers1.wavScully: I've heard the truth, Mulder. Now what I want are the answers.

anxfile.wavMulder: You know, you had a pair of agents that could have handled a case like this....agent Scully and I might have been able to save that man's life but you shut us down. Skinner: I know... it should have been an X-File.

anyexcuse.wavMulder: They're out to put an end to the X-Files, Scully. I don't know why, but any excuse'll do.

anything.wavIt's either Mulder or Deep Throat talking...

apparent.wavMulder: How much more apparent does it have to become for you to accept it?

armed.wavScully: This seat taken? Mulder: No, but I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses. Scully: Well, I'm armed, so I'll take my chances.

armeged.wavKurtzweil: While the rest of the world's been fighting ghosts and commies these men have secretly negotiating a planned armegeddon

ass-kick.wavMulder: Well, I didn't get his name, I was too busy getting my ass kicked.

assfroz.wavMulder: yeah, well, I'm going to stay here because my ass is frozen.

assulting_phone.wavMulder: Did you see what he did to my phone? Scully: So what, are we supposed to charge him with assulting a cellular phone?

autopsy.wavScully: What is it? Mulder: According to the magazine ad I answered it's an alien autopsy: guarenteed authentic. Scully: You spent money for this?

badthing.wavMulder: That's a bad thing?

barney.wavByers tells Mulder about an evil russian whom Mulder mistakes for....could it be..? Barney?! : )

bathroom.wavwavMulder: (Talking to Krycek) Why don't you go to the bathroom and clean yourself off. If you're not out of there in three minutes, I'm coming in there to kill you.

beastwmn.wavScully: Keep that up, Mulder and I'll hurt you like that beast-woman.

bedroom.wavScully: Mulder? What're you doing? Why are you sitting in my bedroom in the dark?

behave.wavMulder: Did you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to behave?

believe.wavMulder: Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?

betterthanu.wavScully: Mulder...(panting, nothing kinky though!) Mulder: You're okay? Scully: I feel better than you look.

betty.wavScully: I identified with Betty's bustline. Mulder: Yes, I did too.

big_deal.wav (You'll have to excuse this, I'm sound spelling, but just as much, you get the idea!) Mulder: The develpment of our cerebrial cortex has been the greatest achievement on the evolutionary processes...big dea.

bigfoot.wavScully: And you suspect, what, Bigfoot? Mulder: Not likely. That's a lot of flannel to be choking down, even for Bigfoot.

bile.wavScully: It smells like... I think it's bile! Mulder: Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?

birdbees.wavMulder: How would this happen? Scully: Birds, the bees, and the monkey babies, Mulder.

bite.wavMulder: Did he bite you? Scully: No, but he tried to.

blurry.wavScully: Mulder, come on. You've got two blurry photos, one of them taken almost 50 years ago, and another one you purchased today in a road-side diner. You're going out on a pretty big limb here- Mulder: Tell me there isn't a remarkable resemblance. Scully: Tell me one good reason why either of these photos is authentic.

bonapara.wavMulder: He gives bonafied paraniodics like myself a bad name.

boyfrind.wavMulder: Rugged manly men in the full bloom of their manhood. Scully: Right, but what am I looking for? Mulder: Anything strange, unexplainable, unlikely: boyfriend.

buff.wavFrohike: If that's the lovely agent Scully, let her know I've been working out. I'm buff!

call_cab.wavMulder: I don't need a car, you can just call me a cab, that'd be fine.

calmdown.wavHospital Guy: You'll have to calm down, sir. Mulder: I will calm down when somebody gives me a reason to calm down! Now I'm looking for a patient that was admitted to the E.R. Hospital Guy: Dana Scully. Mulder: Yes! Hospital Guy: I heard you the first time. Mulder: Well, where is she?

careless.wavCSM: I couldn't care less.

cemetery.wavMulder: Do you have a cemetery in town off the beaten path, the creepier the better?

citc.wavMulder: Would you be in trouble just sitting i this car? Nd I'd hate to see you carrying an official repremend in your career file because of me. Scully: Fox.. Mulder: And, I ..I even made my parents call me mulder..Mulder. Scully: Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you. Mulder: If there's an Iced tea in that bag, it could be love. Scully: Must be fate, Mulder....Root Beer. You're delerious. Go home and get some sleep.

clickcl.wav Scully: Hello? I just got the clicks. Must have been the wrong number. Mulder: Um, I'll tell you what, I'm going to sleep on it and we'll talk about it in the morning. Scully: Mulder, you're rushing me out of the room. Mulder: No, I'm not. Scully: Do you have a girl coming over? Mulder: What's a girl? I've got a movie I want to watch on Tv. Sleep tight, I'll see you in the morning.

close.wavMulder: I didn't order room service. Scully: This isn't funny, Mulder. Mulder: Did you meet Max? Scully: Who?
Mulder: Max, from Nightcap.... ah, they must've released him. Another intreped soul in search of a close encounter. Scully: Is that what this is about? Mulder: What else?

cmphone.wavCigarette-Smoking Man: That was the phone call I never wanted to get.

cokeiv.wavMulder: (ala Fight The Future!) You want, Coke, Pepsi? Saline IV?

cold.wavScully: (ala Fight the Future) Cold... I'm cold.

conference.wavScully: Mulder, we've got this conference. They're waiting. Mulder: Yeah. How do I say this without using any negative words, Scully? Scully: You want me to tell them that you're not going to make it to this yaer's teamwork seminar. Mulder: Yeah, you see that, we don't need that conference, we have communication, like that unspoken, you know what I'm thinkin'.

constipated.wavMulder: Do I look like I'm having fun, Scully? Scully: You look constipated actually. Mulder: Well that would make sense, I've had my head up my rear end for the past five years.

coverup.wav Okay, it's either:.. Skinner: What did you have me cover up? OR.... Scully: You're saying that this is a cover-up? Of What? Mulder: I don't know, but I have a hunch that what you're going to find here won't be easily catagorized or referenced.

cowboots.wavMulder: Hope you brought yer cowboy boots!

crapper.wavScully: Did you know the inventor of the flush toliet was named Thomus Crapper?

crazymu.wavMulder: Tell me I'm crazy. Scully: Mulder? You're crazy!

crusade.wavWell-Manicured Man: (ala Fight the Future!) Kill Mulder, we take the risk of turning one man's quest into a crusade.

cutchees.wavMulder: Who cut the cheese?

cutout1.wavCSM: It seems I have been left out of the loop. First Elder: Left out? CSM: You're watching Mulder. You had a man on him. No one bothered to inform me of this. First Elder: I know nothing about a man. CSM: I will not be cut out like this. You need my expertise.

dana.wavSheffif Hartwell: You really know your stuff, Dana. (over) Mulder: Dana? He never even knew your first name! Scully: You going to inturrupt me, or what?

dead_man.wavScully: You never saw this. This never happened. You tell anyone, you're a dead man.

deadman.wavSkinner: Where're you going? Mulder: ICU Skinner: You're moving pretty well for a dead man. Mulder: I'm only half dead. Skinner: You have a lot to answer for, Agent Mulder!

deadman2.wavSkinner: Now I want an explanation. Mulder: You're cigarette-smoking friend killed my father for that tape, then he killed me. Skinner: What're you talking about? Mulder: I was a dead man, now I'm back.

dealmein.wavMulder: Okay, deal me in.

debunk.wavScully: Am I to understand that you want me to debunk the X-Files prodject, sir?

devil.wavCSM: You think I'm the devil, Mr. Skinner.

didnothn.wavMulder: Don't say I never did nothin' fer yeh!

didntell.wavScully: Well, why the hell didn't you tell me that from the beginning?

digshole.wavCSM: A man digs a hole, he risks falling into it.

divide.wav Mulder: Whatever you told them in there, Scully, you don't have to protect me. Scully: All I told them was the truth. Mulder: They're trying to divide us on this and we can't let them. Scully: Mulder, they have divided us.

dontthink.wavScully: (Guess what?! Ala Fight the future!) Don't think! Just pick up that phone and make it happen!

drink.wavMulder: can I but you a drink? Scully: It's two o'clock in the afternoon, Agent Mulder. Mulder: That's not stopping the rest of these people.

drugged.wavMulder: I can either confirm Agent Scully's version of events. Scully: Anyway, I was drugged.

e-mail.wavScully: Have you checked your e-mail this morning, Mulder? Mulder: No. Why?

empty.wavScully: 75% blood loss. That's over four liters of blood! Mulder: Could say the man was running on empty.

faceagain.wavMulder: (Ala Fight The Future) Scully? You know that face I just showed you? I'm making it again.

faith.wavMulder: We all have our faith, and mine is in the truth. Scully: Then why did you come here if you'd already made up your mind? Mulder: Because i knew you'd talk me out of it if I was making a mistake.

favperf.wavMulder: This may not be anytime to mentio it, but someone is wearing my favorite perfume.

fbi_fbi.wav Eddie posing as mulder: F.B.I....F...B..I

feedfish.wavMulder: If you don't hear from me by midnight, feed my fish.

fema.wavKurtzweil: According to the newspapers, FEMA was called out to manage

fgtrust.wav Mulder: You have my files and you have my gun- don't ask me for my trust.

fiercist.wav CSM: The fierciest enemy is the man who has nothing left to lose.

fivepeop.wav AD: Five people died in the explosion...Special Agent in Charge, Darius Machaud who was trying to diffuse the bomb that was hidden in the vending machine, uh, three firemen from Dallas, and a young boy. Now I'd like to begin this interview-- Mulder: Excuse me, the firemen and the young boy they were found in the building?

fluke_worm.wav Scully: It's called Turbolaria. Or it's commonly known as the fluke or flatworm Mulder: This was living inside the body? Scully: Apparantly it had attached itself to the bile duct and was feeding off the liver. Mulder: Lovely! Scully: Believe it or not, something like 40 million people are infected worldwide. Mulder: This isn't where you tell me some terrible story about sushi, is it? Scully: Well, maybe you'd rather hear what you can catch from a nice rare steak. Mulder: So, what, the murder weapon was a top sirloin?

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freebeer.wavMulder: Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston, I hear it's free beer night at the astrodome.

freecble.wavScully: Why would he leave his own country to come here? Mulder: Free cable.

freezerburn.wav Scully: Hey, how ya feelin? Mulder: Like I got a bad case of freezer burn.

frstmet.wav Scully: Agent Mulder, I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you. Mulder: Oh, isn't it nice to be so suddenly so highly regarded. So who'd you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully? Scully: Actually I'm looking forward to working with you, I've heard a lot about you. Mulder: Oh really? I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me. Scully: If you have any doubt about my qualifications or credentials-- Mulder: You're a medical doctor, you teach at the academy, you did your undergraduate degree in physics, Einstien's Twin Paradox: A new Interpretation Dana Scully's senior Thesis. Now there's a credencial. Rewriting Einstien. Scully: Did you bother to read it? Mulder: I did! I liked it! But it's just that in most of my work, the laws of physics rarely seem to apply.

ftfbuybadge.wav Scully: Well, we're F.B.I. Agents. Kid: You're not F.B.I. Agents! Mulder: How do you know? Kid: Because y'all look like door to door salesmen! Mulder: anyone want to buy a badge?

ftfdivide.wav Mulder: They're trying to divide us on this and we can't let them. Scully: Mulder, they have divided us.

ftfnotime.wav Scully: Mulder! There's no time!

ftfquit.wav Mulder: You can't quit now, Scully, I need you on this.

ftfsense.wav Scully: (whispering) I'm already way past the point of common sense here.

ftfspooky.wav Mulder: They call me Spooky, Spooky Mulder, who's sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens, or anyone that'll listen that the fix is in and the sky is falling. Barmaid: Well, I'd say that about does it, Spooky!

ftfwhatkill.wav Scully: I cant tell you what killed this man, I'm not sure anyone else could claim to either.

furniture.wav Scully: You know, Mulder, sometimes i think some work on your communication skills wouldn't be such a bad idea. Mulder: I'll be back soon and we can build a tower of furniture, kay?

gimp_off.wav Mulder: Tell the gimp to back off.

grab_you.wav Mulder: How does that grab ya?

greenmen.wav Bronchwing: ( I'm guessing on the spelling cause i'm too lazy to look it up..!) So much for little green men.

gundown.wav Mulder & Scully In Unison: Put that gun down!

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