The Star Wars Drinking Game
DRINK WHEN...
Someone has a bad feeling about this
It's their only hope
Somebody gets choked
A woman other Leia is on screen
An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force (Vader counts)
Somebody's hand gets cut off
A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast
There is a tremor in the Force
It's not someone's fault
One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
Someone exclaims "No!"
Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be
a good idea;
Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end
Someone is mind-controlled using the Force
People kiss
A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black;
Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
An elaborately made up alien has no lines
Some ship crashes into something after being hit
Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)
An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people (fourteen seconds, count 'em)
Boba Fett talks
An entire planet is described as having one climate
A reference is made to anything discussed in the books that take place after the trilogy (i.e. the Spice Mines of Kessel, referenced in ANH and explained in the Jedi Academy series)
You find yourself plugging a spacecraft's attributes into the physics equation of your choice, and attempt to analyze whether its motions are actually possible
C-3PO loses a body part;
C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's
familiar with;
Nobody listens to C-3P0's advice;
Threepio is insulted (sarcastic comments count);
If Chewie actually sounds like he's using words, not just one long howl
If Chewie, a big, dumb ol' wookie, actually shows mechanical know-how and fixes the Falcon
Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them;
Vader's suit gets more and more detailed in each movie
The Emperor cackles evilly
The Emperor has foreseen something
Tarkin brags about the Death Star
Any officer speaks with a British Accent
Any Imperial Ship is destroyed
A TIE fighter explodes for no reason
An imperial bureaucrat says something disparaging or elitist (i.e. "rebel scum", "insignificant rebellion", etc.)
Han brags about the Millennium Falcon
Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon;
Something doesn't work on the Falcon;
Someone or something tries to get money from Han
Han flirts with Leia;
Leia insults somebody
Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face
and hands;
It is Luke's destiny
Luke whines
Luke discovers a long-lost relative
Luke fights monsters or savages
Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip
Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm
Luke is upside-down
Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time;
Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed
Luke refuses to take someone's advice
Luke yells "Artooooo!"
Luke is confused / taken aback
Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance
Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective ("...Only imperial stormtroopers are so precise")
R2-D2 gets thrashed
R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around
A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white;
A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."
A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."
Wedge (the only Rebel pilot competent enough to make it
through all 3 movies- besides the main characters) makes an
appearance;
Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming
Stormtrooper armor proves useless
A Stormtrooper hits his head on a doorway
Yoda uses bad grammar
Yoda talks like a fortune cookie