Patient file nº 18440246-r

The patient, nicknamed TOP98 or Dr.Abuse, presents a progressive disgression from reality. He eventually evolves into some of the many personalities his mind creates, thus creating odd but somehow hilarious situations. Unluckily, he keeps such transgressions at a fictitional level.

Personally, he is rather shy and uncomunicative, until provoked. His reactions can vary from total indifference to brutal semi-animal attack, but he tries to be a good guy... normally.

Right now, he's on University, on his first year. He is studying Telecomm Engineering... Something tough which he hopes to survive. He lives on a student residence, that is, alone, his family being back at Nicaragua... Well, his problem.

On a more personal area, his interests are:

• Comics, drawing and cartoons (Both realistic or comical). He does draw and tries to do his best. His favorite comics are Spawn, Ranma 1/2, Idiot World, Hate, Ganma ("the best manga ever!"), as well as other titles, being underground comics his latest "crush" ("And I hate Dragon Ball, for it is repetitive and estereotypical. I truly belive that Akira Toriyama ended up hating his work... but he had a contract. The only part I would save is mostly everything before Gokuh grows up").
  
  As for cartoons (animated stuff) he loves Ren & Stimpy, as well as Chiken & Cow, also loves Rocko's Modern Life ("expressive as hell, and funny too!"), the style given into the latest Batman & Superman cartoons, some manga stuff ("only rare jewels, like the Ghost In The Shell movie"), classical Looney Tunes ("the first Daffy Duck was awesome!"), a little of Disney ("I mainly hate the way they transform most great works, such as Victor Hugo's Hunchback Of Notre Dame... They just turn it into a silly sentimental story, taking out all the reality -violence- it really had!!! I only like the good stuff, such as Donald Duck... Well, I admit it, I like the little Mermaid... How she's drawn, I mean!"), but he specially likes most types of weird cartoons ("some old, some new, but most are great!").

• He does like to read, and is a fan of H.P. Lovecraft's literature ("He could really scare me. I tried Stephen King's It, I liked it, but didn't freak me out as much as Lovecraft's stuff... Although It did freak me out a little"). He reads other authors too, whenever he gets a good book on his hands ("I don't like realistic stories 'cause they are realistic. I like to drift away, to look for different things... To imagine that which was never seen... To boldly go where no one has evere gone before.... Something that REALLY freaks me out are well-done realistic movies, like gangster or gang movies, since those things are real and can happen to anyone. Then why does Lovecraft's stuff freak me out? Well, that's why I like him!"). Apart from fiction, he likes Friedrich Nietzsche's way of expressing his ideas, and even agrees with some of them. He has kind of a crush on philosophy, but doesn't have enough knowledge to give opinions... Shame on him.

• Academically, he likes sciences, and is trying to study Telecomunications Engineering (A really hard one). His favorite subject is... Physics! He loves physics, and then Math. ("Some might say that Physics take all the magic from our world, all the mystery. But, if you mix all that still is unknown, with all the fascinating facts discovered, you have enough magic and mystery to share... And it might even be real! For example... Did you know that if you move REALLY fast you travel into the future? And did you know that going even faster, at the maximun speed -that is light speed- you would advance infinity years into the future? And did you know that what I've just said has been proved!!!")

• Although he is out of shape, he does like sports ("Only that here I don't get the chance to practice them"), specially fencing ("Oh, I wish I could be back with my team!"). He wasn't that bad actually, but had to get out due to his travelling around the world ("And I needed the time for my studies!"). He also used to play basketball ("But being sloppy and slow discourages you!") and badmington. His nemesis sports are soccer, football and volleyball ("Although I can play volleyball"). He doesn't like heigths, so don't ask him to do bungee jumping (" I had this recurrent dream in which I was at my house in Spain, going up the staircase, and then it all became like jello, so I had to fight trying to avoid falling down. What I really hated is that, even inside the apartment, I wasn't safe! Can you imagine how it would be to live inside a house that breathes? The really alienating thing is that the rest of the people didn't seem to notice a thing")

• His favorite movie to t he date is The Fifth Element ("Not because it has a message, not because it is the ultimate creation when it comes to movies. I love it because it is completely different to the stuff before it. For once, the future has color, for once they use real comic artists, such as Moebius, to desing the movie, for once they talk to the really good guys, such as Jean-Paul Gaultier, to dress the actors. For once they've used an awesome mix of drama, action and humor. Making it short, for once they've done things as they oughta be done!"), and, on his opinion, the worst movies ever are Air Force One, Independence Day & Scream (And similar) ("Titanic would sink, but the reproduction of the boat and the people on it saves it"). He thinks Jim Carrey really should change his act, misses a "Good Guy" role for one of his favorites, Gary Old man, wishes for a good movie from his other favorite, Michael Keaton ("I love him because he really acts! You've seen him in roles as different as Beetlejuice and Batman. He's been the evil guy too. But, in Multiplicity, he proves his worth by making four different characters out of the clones, who are equal to the original. It is the way they act that makes them different, and that's what proves his power as an actor!"), and really hopes that actors such as Swartzenegger (However is written) give up and look for things they can really do well ("He's no good dancing tango... As they say on In&Out: Arnold doesn't dance, ha can barely walk!"). He would also like to see Di'Caprio's face completely distorted due to a freak accident, but that is on a more personal place ("I would like to see how good an actor he'll be then! Actually, he has potential. You may not recognize him, but he was Jhonny Depp's mentally challenged brother on What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, there he was AWESOME!"). He belived that Tom Hanks wasn't good 'till he acted on Philadelphia and on Forrest Gump ("Hooray!"). He really hates how in The Man In The Iron Mask Di'Caprio is the main character (He has even two characters) while GREAT actors such as Depardieu ("Extraordinarie!"), Irons, Malkovick or Byrne (Who is the real main character) are left behind as secondaries. He praises Tim Burton and loves Danny Elfman's music (Which uses to be in Burton's movies).

• A little note on music: He likes no specific type of music, but prefers to listen to songs from anyone. Instead of looking for what the song says (Which he does rarely), he prefers to look for the feelings the music gives to him. Still he can't stand many singers and doesn't understand why are people so dumb as to be suckered in the economic schemes of the guys who built the Spice Girls, or the Backstreet Boys ("Which I call Spice Boys")... But he doesn't like to discuss... much, and respects everyone's opinion ("Which doesn't mean that I'll shut up").

• "Religion? No thankx"

• He likes videogames, specially 3D action games and simulators, for they inmerse him into the action ("I wanna feel inside of the game's reality! Can't wait for V.R. devices to be affordable!"). He also likes strategy games, being Command & Conquer his favorite ("Although I prefer the esthetics from Dune 2"). When he is asked about strategy games, which simulate war, he says: "War's no game, this is, that's why I play it" About 3D games, he loves Quake ("Quake 2, and many other new games, of different styles, have deceptioned me. Seems like people doesn't have any more ideas! Why is Q2 so damm military?"). He wishes to create his own games ("Another way of telling a story: Letting someone play through it! And also has animations, sounds, and lots of action... Although I won't compare with books or comics, they are all great and have their good and bad sides").

• He is a Role Playing Game maniac ("It's like reading a story, but people control the characters"). He plays mainly Call of Cthulhu ("Based on Lovecraft :) ") but gladly enters in any other game, having no preference yet ("I haven't played enough... I need more!"). Only one of the several Call of Cthulhu adventures he proposed to his friends were finished ("Do I suck as a keeper? I don't know. I might, but, if they don't play... How am I supposed to improve? Well...").

Conclusion: The patient is a nutcase. Confine inmediatly before he scapes.... Too late.

Dr. abuse