People says we're weird, people says we are odd, people says we are nuts... And they are totally right!!!! Greetings, this is OME reporting for SPUD T.V. directly from the heart of WAK city. Today we are wittnessing an strange experiment called "elections", in which someone will be proclamed... What was it? Oh, yeah, "Mayor". Such an strange process, brought by foreing scientists Bjorn norjb and Amms Tupeed, who think that it'll do something good to all WAK citizens. Right now we are waiting for the beginning of what seems to be a very interesting process. Back to the studio. Wacky! tHaNKs fOR tHE rEview OmE! oN othER nEWS tODAY, a gUY cALLeD KEeNG oF dA woRld hAS dECIdED to uNDeRgo A seX cHANgE oPeRaTiOn. wE're Not sURE whadd HeeS uP tO, bUt IT'll sURE be FUN! nOw, oN iNtERnaTiOnal nEWz... sOmeONE did SOmEtHINg nAUGhTy At pArIS, aND ouR kOOlrESpOnsAL tOP reX IS tHERE. How ya doing guyz? Here thingz are cool! People'zcreaming and running, lot 'o' laughter sometimez. We're having a helluva time here. You see, some guyz place a nuke on the eiffel tower... Ain't that awesome? We're really looking forward to the detonation. It surely is a great view. Aw, and the body count increases due to panic! Wish we had this stuff back at WAK! On the other hand, the wine I had earlier today wasn't very good, and my stomach aches. oH My! tHAT'S hORrIbLE! tEll Me... wHAT's tHe fREnCh gOVeRnMenT gOInG To DO aBoUt It? Huh, the prime minister addressed the senators today regarding the problem. After long hours of debate, they decided to invite me to dinner tonight. gOOd Yeah! And it's gonna be lovely, with the nuclear explosion and that. I think they are preparing a parade for tonight. ReALLy? Yeah. I don't speak french, but sounds something like "Evacuation! Let's get the hell out of here!". This has been TOP Rex reporting live from Paris, home of "the Nuke on the Eiffel tower"! ThANKs tOp REx! nOW we Go bACK tO oMe, wHO hAS tHE rEsULTS oF tHAt eLEcTiOn tHiNg! Hi again. The process has been smooth and quick. People had been asked to do something with a paper... Or something... I think they call it to vote. StRanGe ThinG InDeeD! Yes. After a while of that stuff, the public got somewhat impacient, and now they are chasing the scientists through the streets of WAK city. The crowd mumbles something like "Keell!", but the lack of a mobile unit makes it impossible to follow the event. A shame. Oh, niCe. hEy, WhO WaS elECtEd MayOr? Me. he... he, he.... he, he, he....WAAAAAGH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! oH mY...

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