Operation Dangerwill
Hardly anyone has any idea about the government’s efforts to hide robot technologies that they have developed. The federal government has been aware since "Lost in Space" that robots posed a serious threat to national security – that is, unless we developed an elite cadre of robots ourselves. These robots would be able to fight wars, open cans of soup, even look through iron plated doorways without a problem. Those are things we can’t do without special glasses. This technology is very similar to the kind used in the Terminator movies. The big difference is the Terminator movies took place in the future and these are taking place today.
These are Cognitive Robotics robots, who are able to process thoughts and are actually able to function largely on their own. The biggest difference? They do whatever the government wants them to do. After CIA Director George J. Tenet coaxed Jack G. Downing out of retirement to run the agency's troubled espionage service, Downing realized that it was not a problem that the CIA was losing all these possible spy candidates, it was simply possible to put Operation Dangerwill into overdrive, getting results much faster. An unnamed source recently informed me that these technologies have finally come to blossom, indeed, the federal government believes that these human-like robots are now prepared to circulate amongst regular people without our being aware of it. The government intends to use these robots to infiltrate various different organizations that they would have no access to, such as terrorist groups or spies. These robots can speak whatever language they want to so they can blend in anywhere they want. The name of this program is Operation Dangerwill, named after the catchphrase of the Lost in Space robot who was in so many ways the inspiration for these dangerous threats to our freedom. And now Operation Dangerwill is ready to go into endgame.
Conspiracy Watch
We heard about this one from the guys at Conspiracy Watch. Check it out. There has always been a controlling power on Earth. This controlling power is the Illuminati. Which is made up of many organizations, corporations and secret societies and empowered by the devil himself. They have always been here, lurking in high seats of power, controlling every aspect of your life. They are the News makers and the King Makers. Their members have been presidents and kings throughout Earth's history. Slowly they are actions are becoming public and accepted.
Soon a rationing system will be introduced due to some cataclysmic event. This rationing system will be the mark of the beast( a bio-metric implant replacing the smart card) You will not be able to buy sell or trade without it! They will soon label all Christians as terrorist and extremist; we will be hated of all the earth for our belief in Jesus Christ. They have many names but are rarely called by their true name....Illuminati. Be aware nightmarish times are coming that the earth has never seen before. Will you be one of the millions deceived by this ancient and powerful delusion that the Illuminati has created and God has allowed. Read your bible, all of it. Learn what you need so that you are not deceived Always be strong in your faith. Stay strong in your Faith for it will be your faith that will be put to the test and persecuted for. The reign of the anti christ is close at hand are you ready?
Saturn owners in for a surprise when Y2K strikes
We have received a number of reports from 'high-ranking' officials at GM who are going off the record to state that, effective sometime after the dreaded Y2K bug strikes, all the Saturn LS sedans (currently being touted on billboards everywhere, ironically; some would say 'cynically') will be recalled due to a rumored "component malappropriation".
This is apparently due to the equipment used to conjoin the auxiliary ports to their retro-fit partitions, according to our 'high-ranking' sources. This recall will effect every man, woman and child who owns these nightmarish autos. Nightmarish, you ask? Yes-- our sources say that the relevant equipment could conceivably 'implode' on or about the time millions of people are celebrating the onset of the new millenium.
Princess Diana-- the untold story
ULTRA NEWSFLASH! The reason the French government so quickly settled its investigation into the death of Princess Diana is because she is not actually dead at all. An ultra-undercover French papparazzi has snapped some exclusive photos of the princess -- but she's not hiding away in some exotic locale. Instead the fallen princess is living at a home for adults with special needs. Apparently the car crash actually has left Di severely retarded with the brain capacity of a four or five year old this photographer said. He emailed us that "Princess Diana was in constant need of supervision, a special care provider constantly holding her hand as she ate lunch. Despite her obvious change, there was no mistaking that it was she." Unfortunately the photographer is holding onto these pictures right now for dear life. He says he has already been threatened by French authorities, and is now exiled somewhere in central Europe trying to avoid these people but at the same time trying to sell these photographs at ultra-top market value. Although Ultra-Paranoid does not have nearly enough money to buy these photos (we can hardly afford soup!) this photographer was kind enough to email us with this information. We'll keep you updated!
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