Mutilated Cats Baffle B.C. Police

Recently, a number of surgically mutilated cats have been found dead near
Kamloops, British Columbia. The cats are sliced precisely in half (with one
half missing), parts of the cats are missing, and all blood has been
removed from the cats (exsanguination). Three cats found in Kamloops are
similar to other cases two years ago in Vancouver. The mutilations are
hauntingly similar to cattle mutilations that have occurred throughout
North America since the early 1970s.

The Killings have prompted Michael Strainic, the Canadian Director of the
Mutual UFO Network (MUFON), to investigate. Strainic has suggested that
lasers may have been used to make the surgically precise cuts. Despite
these strange circumstances, no evidence has been found linking the
mutilations to UFOs. Many pound officials in Kamloops and Vancouver have
theories of their own. Kamloops Municipal Bylaw Supervisor Mark LaPierre
believes the cats are being mutilated by a deranged individual. Other pound
officials believe coyotes are responsible for the carnage. For the moment,
the cat mutilation mystery remains as such, until some viable theories have
been produced (instead of coyotes capable of exsanguination).