Lord Drax's Nightmare
Welcome to my brand of sanity Welcome. I am Lord Drax, keeper of the tomes of Dracorum and master of the Subclan of the Malkavians: Draxxia. As of yet there is only one member, namely myself but in time I will drag down the rest of the Malkavians with me.
I mean you must be kidding. In this world of ignorant fools, the sane ones are the ones who choose to believe only what they feel inside. And they do not have any reason to hide their true nature from a society full of mere sheep, who haven't the courage nor the intellect to defy the shepherd. Therefore they are trapped in his Nightmare World of hate and deciet. They deem us insane FREAKS only because we have broken free and our consciousness flows freely to dream its own fantasies.
Insane? Me?
Put me to death!!! Many of you (we know who you are) still seem to believe that just because I am vampire, a Malkavian Prince, nonetheless, that I am insane. I have a couple of things to ask you:
1. Why the fuck do you care anyway?
2. Have you ever heard the saying, "I think therefore I am?"
3. Have you ever sat naked in a bowlfull of jello (lime green or watermelon, you decide) while playing the theme to Monty Python's "Meaning of Life" on a rusty kazoo?
4. Don't you have anything better to do than visit my cheesey ass Fucking page?????