Uberstinen far-phrom puhkin. 

Want to know what that meant?  Well I wont tell you.  You will always live for the rest of your life with the knowledge that you never ever knew what it meant.  You will die lonely and miserable.   That's what you get for coming here.

    But nonetheless, you are here.  So the question we now face is this: what do you do?  As the webmaster, I certainly don't want you to be bored (heaven forbid) and yet I don't want to make a lot of work for my self.  But as I am the strange person that I am, It turned out that this site really was quite a lot of work.  So its all your fault that I have no free time.  Happy?

    In a nutshell, this site's purpose is to ramble, meander, and stroll it's way through various thoughts that frequently hop through my mind.  If you don't feel like reading them, now pay attention, i don't care.  What's that you say? A webmaster who dun care what his readers care about his content? Call me a freak if you will but quite frankly I don't know you and therefore care about .00398 percent of a cent about your feelings.  Unless by a chance accident I DO know you, then dis-regard the above statement :)

    Okay, disclaimer time.  Everything contained herin is mine.  In most cases I made it up.   That's what most theory's are.  Just some guy had an idea and decided to tell everyone.  That's what I'm doing.  If you want to sound smart at coctail parties, go ahead and quote me.  But if you don't directly quote me and give credit , I will hunt you down and get my revenge.  Take yer chances.  Okay I got a bit off topic there but as you may or may not find later on, I tend to do that a lot.   Anyways, final word: don't go around spoutin this stuff to the authorities, okay? okay :)

    Well you are probably looking for the other part of this site, right? right.  Here it is.   Let the moust hover over different sections for a *brief* description.