• I don't know. I have to think
• Don't eat yellow snow
• When in doubt, throw it out.
• Coffee is Aqua Vitae ( Latin - Water of Life )
• Vous le vous couchez avec moi, su soir ?
• Chico Hombre.
• Fermez la bouche.
• If you make a face like that it'll stay.
• Did your mother drop you on your head when you were born?
• Shit happens.
• Life goes on.
• C'est le vie (That's life).
• What goes up must come down and usually on your head.
• Murphy's law: is anything you want to happen the complete chaotic opposite of it will happen.
• If you finish your work on time, something will happen to make it late as if you had never done it in the first place.
• wersss(the cat tried to add her own quote).
• Murphy's Law:if you want to avoid someone at all costs then you'll end up seeing that person everytime you turn around.
• Murphy's Law:if you ask for no ketchup then they'll give you twice as much.
• Murphy's Law:if you purposely get up early in order not to be late for your first day at work then you'll end up being at least two hours late.
• Murphy's Law:you have just bought a new outfit that you love, you go out to eat and are painstakingly eating, but just as you are leaving you realize that somehow you've acquired a massive stain in a most noticeable place(usually the chest area).
• Murphy's Law:you tell someone that you'll never do those things and then you end up doing all of them and more!
• Murphy's Law : you've just bought a new pair of shoes and can't wait to wear them out. While testing them in the safety of your home, you not only break off the heel but you end up flat on your face with your butt in the air.
• Too twisted for colour T.V.
• Bring me the cat's ass!
• Colour me happy!
• I never did mind about the little things.
• Nice bum where ya from?
• Is that your face or did you shave your dog's butt and make it walk backwards.
• Ho, Ho, HOlD the payment!
• Goonie googoo.
• Hakuna matata.
• Now I'm just getting RI-DIC-CULOUS!
• Don't be zilly.
• I'm the cat's meow.

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