Season 1   Pilot - Brains and Eggs 2. Post-Nasal Dick 3. Dick's First Birthday 4. Dick is From Mars, Sally From Venus 5. Dick Smoker 6. Geen-eyed Dick 7. Lonely Dick 8. Body and Soul Dick 9. Ab-Dick-Ted 10. Truth or Dick 11. The Art of Dick 12. Frozen Dick 13. Angry Dick 14. The Dick, They Are A-Changin 15. I Enjoy Being Dick 16. Dick Like Me 17. Assualt With A Deadly Dick 18. Father Knows Dick 19. Selfish Dick 20. See Dick Run Part 1

Season 2   1. See Dick Continue To Run 2. Hotel Dick 3. Big Angry Virgin From Outer Space 4. Much Ado About Dick 5. Dick The Vote 6. Fourth The Dick 7. World's Greatest Dick 8. My Mother The Alien 9. Gobble. Gobble, Dick, Dick 10. Dick Jokes 11. Jolly Old St. Dick 12. Christmas in Washington 13. Proud Dick 14. Romeo and Juliet Dick 15. Guilty As Dick