A Little About Joe<title> </head>  <body background="OILBACKGROUND.GIF" text="#00ced1" link="#7fffd4" vlink="f0f8ff" <body><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <center> <br> <div style="height:5px"></div> </center> <center>A Little About Joe</center><br><p> Hey there. This is my page dedicated to the bestest friend that I have met on the internet. His name is Joe and I love him to death. This page is like the one about me because like I said I hate writing long boring paragraphs about people when this is easier and more interesting. So sit back relax and read on.<br><p> About Joe: (name, age sex, blah, blah, blah)<p> Full Name: Joseph Valerian Morriset<br> Nickname: Grim Reaper, J 5, Whore, Dirty Whore, Stupid Slut, etc....,<br> Sex: Male<br> Birthdate: 05/02/80 lots of zero's huh?<br> Sign: Tauras<br> Sexuality: Straight<br> Age: 18<br> Location: He is right there....Well right over there at his house in Grahmn, Washington<br> Occupation: Currently working at Burger King<br> Height: 5'9-5'10<br> Weight: 200<br> Eye Color: Hazel<br> Hair Color: Brown<br> Current Status: Single<br> Piercings: Both ears..one in each ear.<br> Tattoos: You'll have to ask him about that one<br><p> How Joe Spends His Time: (the usual stuff that everyone does)<p> Working and going to school<br> Almost living at work<br> Hmm, Joe just mainly works<br> Listening to music...(mostly Metallica)<br> Sex...(doesn't everyone spend most their time doing this)<br> Drawing and stuff<br> Wishing he could work all the time....(ok this is Crystal and I personally think that is crazy because I hate working soooo much)<p> Stuff That Joe Likes: (more of the usual stuff)<p> Favorite Songs: Almost all of Joes favorite songs are Metallica songs....heres some of them<br> Fixxer: Metallica<br> The Four Horsemen: Metallica<br> Mama Said: Metallica<br> Sweating Bullets: Megadeth<br> Basket Case: Green Day<br> Bad Habit: The Offspring<br> Genocide: The Offspring<br> Fire, Water, Burn: The Bloodhound Gang<br> Blackened: Metallica<br> ...And Justice For All: Metallica<br> Low Man's Lyrics: Metallica<br> Closing Time: Semisonic<br> The Perfect Drug: NIN<br> Closer: <br><p> Favorite Bands: Metallica, The Offspring<br> Favorite Smokes: Most cigars<br> Favorite Drink: Since Joe is unable to drink alcohol of any type, Mr. Pibb<br> Favorite Color: Black, Red, and Blue<br> Favorite Game: Hmm...don't think he has one...(this Crystal again..Joe you have to like all those nudey games...go to spencer gifts theres some kick ass stuff there)<br> Favorite Sayings: Umm ok theres a whole shitload of sayings here goes<br> Death is the only thing in life we can depend on in life.<br> To take away death is to take away life itself.<br> Death is life in waiting.<br> To live is to die.<br> Death is what life is made for.<br> (Joe..this is Crystal...this is getting very depressing here)<br> Death is the surprise at the end of the crackerjack box of life.....(that one was cool)<br> Brian clean something<br> Faster Brian, make those burgers faster.<br> (Brian is one of Joe's coworkers)<br> Favorite Movies: Braveheart<br><p> Stuff That Joe Doesn't Like:<p> Well all the stuff that Joe does not like is like all the stuff thats on my page about the stuff that I don't like....and I agree with Joe because all the stuff that I don't like is actually stuff that I almost truly hate. So if you want to know what Joe doesn't like just go read the part of my page that is stuff that I don't like.<br><p> Wishes:<p> Joe does not wish for much. For wishing is expecting for something that may never happen to come to you and work out great. And Joe would rather work.<br><p> The End of About Joe:<p> I hope that you enjoyed my page about Joe....if you want to visit Joe at his page go <A HREF="http://www.fortunecity.com/roswell/masonic/232/index2.html">here</A>. On Joes page you will find a whole shitload of stuff about the Grim Reaper, his absolute favorite band Metallica, a page dedicated to <center> <div> <br> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250&cache=0"></script> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=300&height=250"></script> </div> <br> <br> </center>