Once upon a time, and long long ago..... actually, the time was a few months ago, the place was Real Vampyres..... AnyWho, this story goes on that Patzy, the slightly deranged and entirely fierce soon to be mother, was laying on the floor in an alternate room referred to for some strange reason as "Wild West" although it never got used for anything even REMOTELY western!!!
"I remember a rawther dark place that was all together too crowded" is one of the first things this Satan Childe said to me when I asked him of his birth. "I couldn't move and was hungrier than to be fed by what I was getting, so..." he refers of course to the fact that he not only killed, but fed off of his as yet unborne sibling WHILE IN THE WOMB!!! Lusiphur, as I have yet to mention his name, completely devoured one of the two others that was to be borne into the world with him... and severely injured the other, which would be named Gabriel ("She is the goody, goody"). Upon his entry into the world, others tried to destroy Lusiphur stating that he was evil and could not be allowed to live. Patzy took great care to ensure his safety though and, because of this, he still lives to this day!
As the Childe grew, it was apparent to all that knew him that, even for a Vampyr, he was not a normal chylde..... he was too inteligent for starters, mastering speach within moments of birth ("I attribute this to my sibling's... ummm... sacrifice")..... he was also quick to grow, becoming almost full sized adult in body by his third week..... the last thing that marked his difference was his semi-feline features, attributed to the father, Xavier White Cat Lord!
Lusiphur found his Father's influence stifling and sought to remove this problem from his existance..... so, he tried to kill his father, failing for the only time in his life to get his desired goal!
To this day, Lusiphur has been playing a very difficult ballancing act with his mind..... One day he is the kindest, gentlest person you could meet..... the next day, well, he's as loony as Patzy!!!
"Interview with the Malkavian Vampire" by Somebody