The Story of Patzy...

As told by... um... I dunno who


*walks in looking around nervously*
ok so i don't know how much time I have before SHE comes but Ill say
what I can
Patzy *looks over her shoulder again and leans closer.. her voice
turns into a whisper* is someone I created a few years back, though
all you in RV never really saw or will see her for what she truly
is.. I only played her right twice in there and I lead 4 people into
insanity and almost had Patz killed.. not a good situation..*you hear
a glass break and then a giggle* uh oh she's coming.. anyway she's
old.. real old .. and wise.. see where diablories get you? even now i
try to keep her at bay, but she's developed on her own, to this day i
don't know what she does when im not there and frankly it worries me
*you hear a voice.. "WHO'S FRANK??" look she cant know im here..
anyway for now .. she's prince(ss) of the RV city.. which will soon
have its name, and not even I know what her plans a..*the lights go
out.. a scream and come back on.. a girl aged looking between 19-25
is sitting before you.. wearing a pair of old ratty overalls, a torn
t-shirt.. a ballet slipper and a boot... her hair is streaked with
various colours*
BOOOOOOOYAKKA! whay ya all doin' here and why you lookin' at me like
that? *draws a mustache on your face and puts bunny ears on you* mucho
better! so like uhh zup? *starts to gnaw on her arm* you what? you
want ta know bout you?
well  it appears your one of those kiddies from the mickey mouse
club.. you will be assimilated.. *g*
don't believe anything that chaz tells ya.. she's a little well you
know.. not all with it..
well unlike what she said im really a 16 19 year old mortal faerie..
i swear i am.. see ..FUCK!
one potato ..two potato three potato fore five potato six potato
this chickkys out da door *implodes .. floomp* *gone*




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