Hate Mail Fun :)

These are some funny rants I've received over the past few weeks. The intelligence and wit involved makes me want to laugh until I collapse. The letters are the white colored text and my response is in red. Enjoy kiddies

SO ARE YOU JEALOUS BECAUSE HE IS THE (BOMB) AND YOU ANT HA HA HA YOU ARE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU ANT LIKE HIM HUH

Ummm....finish GRAMMAR SCHOOL! And MAYBE I'll consider talking to you! No wait! This silly bloke has bestowed me with two E-MAILS!


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Oh my lord! All of his spelling was correct! Miracles never cease to happen! Well, if he's "the bomb" then I HOPE HE EXPLODES!!!! Quoting lovable, senile old Gus from MAD T.V., "I'm gonna shove grenades in BOTH ends and see which way he goes!"

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You know what? I don't think he likes me! Boo-fucking-hoo. And I don't "now" shit? This was a waste of space *yawn*. Don't they get anymore creative than this?

First of all i wanna ask u what the hell ur problem is!!! Ur a fucking loser that has no damn taste in music if u dis Puff and Mase and Biggie! Puff is hella fine and so is Mase---Biggie is an awesome rapper and im sorry he had to die and hell no puff ain't got nothin' to do with the death of his friend alright? so don't u be sayin' any shit! U seem like such a racist asshole!!! I bet u like shit like hanson right? those gay ass losers! Sure i admit puff does take hitz from tha 80's and he don't deny but hey he makes them betta and he ain't the only one that does that--what about Wyclef and Mariah? they have either remade songs or taken the beat to them. I think u should get that sorry ass piece of shit site off the web cuz itz not true and who gives a shit if u sick of seein' puff everywhere hell i see that bi Leo everywhere but i don't go makin a site sayin' he sux and shit! Although i do think he does thatz besides the point-- U offend alotta ppl puttin' shit like that on the web i doubt u'd like it if some1 dissed the shit u listen too--right??? It ain't fair of u to do shit like that and offend so many ppl that actually know the truth! i met puff a wk ago and he is a really nice guy and he's never done anything to u so why put out shit like that???????? Ur just a fucking loser and don't b dissin' my writin' on that sorry ass site of urs cuz itz how i talk and if u have a prob with it itz too fucking bad!!!!!!!!! One last thing I LOVE PUFF DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay. First of all I am not a racist bitch. Why does everyone automatically assume that I'm racist because I don't like rap? I respect REAL black American icons like Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcom X for their great contributions to the world. Puff Daddy, Notorious B.I.G. and Mase are nothing more than money marketing machines. After a couple of albums, they will sink back into the shadows only to be replaced by the next new trend. And I offend a lot of people? I don't know if you've read this but approximately 80% of the lovely people that sign my guestbook are completely in favor of my site. I think you're a dumb fuck for wasting your time like this. My site is ANTI-PUFF DADDY! People who like him and his "music" **gagg** should NOT be visiting! Do you understand the meaning of "not"? If you visit my site, you are basically begging to be slapped in the face! Anyhow, thanks for this letter. Despite the fact that it's not enlightening in any sort of way, it was fairly amusing. P.S. I HATE LEONARD DICRAPIO TOO! But there's already enough hate sites about him. I decided to be original.

Yo what up. Okay I'm gonna make this short but sweet. YOU SUCK! Puffy did not hire somebody to kill BIG, he did not do anything else that you say he did. Give me proof that he re-releases somgs. Give me proof that he hired somebody to kill BIG. give me proof on everything else you have and maybe I'll believe you. (probably not, but oh well) E-mail me and give me all your "proof". P.S. Sorry, it turned out longer than I thought it would

Okay. First of all I have a DISCLAIMER on my page explaining that this site is pure bullshit. It's not meant to be taken seriously. These are just madcap ideas that I've come up with out of sheer boredom and because Puff Daddy annoys the hell out of me! Besides if you look up the word "theory" (as in my "Conspiracy Theories") you will find that it means:

the-o-ry ( e re; e re, ir e) n. , pl. -ries [[< Fr or LL: Fr theorie < LL theoria < Gr theoria, a looking at, contemplation, speculation, theory < theorein: see THEOREM]] 1 orig., a mental viewing; contemplation 2 a speculative idea or plan as to how something might be done 3 a systematic statement of principles involved [the theory of equations in mathematics] 4 a formulation of apparent relationships or underlying principles of certain observed phenomena which has been verified to some degree 5 that branch of an art or science consisting in a knowledge of its principles and methods rather than in its practice; pure, as opposed to applied, science, etc. 6 popularly, a mere conjecture, or guess Excerpted from Compton�s Interactive Encyclopedia Copyright � 1994, 1995 Compton�s NewMedia, Inc.

This nutcase sent me ANOTHER e-mail!

Okay, whatever. I still don't believe you, but what do you care? Anyway, wheres all this coming from about killing BIG? Unless you can prove this, Puffy will be informed about this accusation. This is a serious accusation and you can get in trouble for this. (such as being sued and stuff. Just so you know, I do know Puffy personally. We can tie this up in court for a long time until we win. If you can't prove this, Take that off your site or his lawyer will be in contact with you in a few days.

What do you mean you don't believe me? HE DID DO A COVER OF "I'LL BE WATCHING YOU"! Maybe in your own little world he wrote the song! And even though I don't like Sting, I have to give him credit for being ORIGINAL. But then again, Puff Daddy wouldn't know anything about being original would he? All About the Benjamins. Bull-fucking-shit. And as for calling his damn lawyers..oooh I'm SHAKING!!! Well guess what?! THIS SHIT IS NEVER GOING ON TRIAL BECAUSE IT'S COMPLETE B.S.!!! If you're so great at law, you'll know about the First Amendment, freedom of the PRESS:

The First Amendment to the United States Constitution provides that "Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom...of the press." Although the First Amendment specifically mentions only the federal Congress, this provision now protects the press from all government, whether local, state or federal.
I can say whatever the hell I damn well please. I am not responsible for how badly you take my opinion! It's not my fault you're a dumbass! Besides, if what I say isn't true, why are you acting so upset? Does Puff Daddy have something to HIDE? Well, I gotta give you points for trying to sound smart.

Puffy rules !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You cant hold him down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Hold him down? Only if it was to burn his nads off!

who the hell cares what he looks like or what he does. if he's music is good, i'm gonna listen to it, and it's good music.

Good MUSIC? He writes MUSIC??!! **rotflmao** (and in case you don't know what *rotflmao* means, I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!)

First of all just to let you know I don't like Puff-Daddy at all but i'll bounce to his music though. But I do think your prejudice against black people and is ingnorant for putting up this site.Anyways of coarse you don't like his music because all you listen to is crappy white trash music like marilyn Manson yeah he sure rules[sarcastic].You really do suck you stank ugly bitch!

*sarcastic crying* Wow. I'm crushed. *more sarcastic crying*. If you think I'm prejudiced, you are sadly mistaken. If there is a single phrase in this entire site that promotes racism, show me. Besides, rap in general SUCKS, no matter what language it's in (Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, French, English).

What the fuck is wrong with you?! As much as you deny it, you hate him because lets see...he's rich, he gets crazy girls, and uhhh YOUR NOT HIM!! If you dont like the man then just shut the fuck up and dont listen to his music! You must really be one of the pyscos with no life obsessed with him...making voodoo dolls of him, locking yourself in your room jerking off over his pictures. Lets see...I know that site must of took awile huh? Wow, you spend alot of time making your page about him, or mabye your trying to get people to see the light, well heh heh, judging by the mail you have recieved let's see...MABYE NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!!! Do you like Marilon Manson?..you probably do you fucking screw up! Well Puff Daddy dosent remove his lower ribs to SUCK HIS OWN DICK!!!!!! (and yes thats really true) So I really got to go...you know something other then making shrines of people I hate so much. And I should let yougo...cuz you probably have go worship Saten and play with your blood so good bye.

I have nothing against rich people, and I honestly could not give two shits about his sex life. And what the hell are all you silly fuckwits doing at an anti-Puff Daddy site anyways? Ummm...and jerking off over his pictures? Sorry, I don't indulge in the royally fucked up fantasies that you weird Fag Daddy fans might participate in. Contrary to popular belief, WEB SITES AREN'T THAT HARD TO MAKE! A MONKEY could program a page! This must have taken half an hour to program and I put in maybe 10 minutes a month updating it! As for Marilyn Manson, I am a fan of them. Maybe because they can write their own music! And Marilyn Manson himself is more than a sum of his wardrobe and the women he sleeps with. He never removed his ribs to give himself head. Why do that when you could always get someone else to give you a blowjob? Isn't it funny how hypocritical all of you sound. It's alright for you to bash my music but you guys go completely apeshit when I'm basically just poking fun at Puffy. I may not agree with opinions of other people who have Anti Marilyn Manson sites, but at least I respect them. One more thing, if nobody gives a fuck, why did YOU take the time to write out this nice little e-mail?

You must be the most ignorant and racist piece of SHIT!!!You hate Puffy, Mase and Biggy... WHO ARE KNOWN AS THE SHITTIEST "rappers' (I prefer to call them homos!!) These 3 fucking idiots are fakes.. They can't rap worth shit, write worth shit, and look unlike shit!!!!!!! You classify these three fruits under rap?? The only reason these dorks sell is because of a word called BANDWAGON!!! Little nerds don't know what rap is, and try to be cool.. Now, for you, MARILYN MANSON SHOULD BE SHOT!!!!! He (oops.. wrong word) IT SUCKS ITSELF OFF, MAKES THE MOST SICK AND SHITTIEST MUSIC I HAVE EVER HEARD!!! IT MAKES ME FUCKING PUKE WHEN I SEE IT'S PASTY ASS!!!! ALTERNATIVE ROCK??? WHAT GARBAGE!!! YOU FUCKING PALE ASS STUPID UGLY HOE... STOP DRESSING LIKE A FUCKING UGLY WITCH AND GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!! DUMBASS BITCH!!!!I LOVE RAP!!!.... BUT REMEMBER.. PUFF, MA$E AND THE NOTORIOUS F.A.T. CANNOT RAP!!!!

Ummm..okay. Well, if you can yell at me for classifying Fag Daddy in the wrong category, here's my response: GET A LIFE YOU DUMB FUCK! First of all Marilyn Manson is NOT alternative-rock! And second of all SUCK YOUR OWN DICK! IF YOU DID, MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BE SUCH A HOMOPHOBIC TIGHT-ASSED FUCKHEAD!! If you accuse me of being racist because I hate rap, then I can easily say that you are also prejudiced against whites because you hate Marilyn Manson. And as for the way I dress? It's way classier than the g-strings and plastic pants/bikinis that sluts in rapper videos wear! I AM a fucking witch and I'll wear whatever the hell I damned well please!

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