Mulder Is Evil

my exclusive interview with Scully

This is my exclusive interview with Scully, she tells all about the real Mulder. You cant believe what I heard, you will hate that Mulder after this!

Me: So Dana, i'm glad you agreed to this interview, may I call you Dana?

Scully: yes...

Me: Dana, Is it true what I've been hearing about your partner, Agent Mulder?

Scully: yes...

Me: Can you tell me about it?

Scully: It started when Mulder and I were sent to Dallas to investigate a bombing, we were almost killed, Mulder says he found the bomb, but if it wasn't for me being so thirsty, we would be in millions of pieces right now.

Me: Wow, you found a bomb it must have been frightening

Scully: It was, and I was the one who evacuated the damn building, excuse my cursing.

Me: Its okay, I can tell you are becoming upset, do you wish to carry on?

Scully: yes, anyways, ever since he saw me naked, after rescuing me...

Me: Naked! ::choke::

Scully: Its not like I let him, you would have to have been there...

Scully: Ever since that day, he's been examining me; undressing me with his eyes, picturing me in one of his porn films, uch, I went to my A.D, Kersh, and Mulder was fired...

Me: Ooo thats terrible...

Scully: Mulder just slipped he drank more and more everyday he lost his apartment because he spent his last hundred dallors on a crack pot, or so I heard.

::Rumbling in Trash Cans::

Scully: What was that, im sorry, I will have to cut this interview short; goodbye.

Now you know the Truth about Agent Fox William Mulder, but was that Mulder in the trash can, probably, looking for dinner, or the Truth.