• you call 1-900-555-YAPP for phycic advice.
  • you always seem to have this strange craving for sunflower seeds.
  • you sweep your home every few weeks for bugs.
  • you search your news paper for cassette tapes or highlighted articles.
  • you have a black light in your window.
  • you carry a stileto with you were ever you go.
  • you got kicked out of sex-ed b/c you asked your teacher what auto erotic exfixiation is.
  • you know what auto erotic exfixiation is.
  • you look over your shoulder whenever you see a bannana cream pie.
  • you'll be in the middle of saying something important and suddenly you scream, "COCOANUT CREAM!"
  • you take apart every new pen you get...just in case.
  • you browse your local book store looking for copies of the Lone Gunmen.
  • you own anything named "Spooky"
  • you write under the alias M.F.Luder.
  • you know what M.F.Luder means.
  • at resturants, you always ask for root beer or iced tea.
  • your XQ is probably better that Chris Carter's.
  • you know what an XQ is.
  • you refuse to swim in lakes.
  • you will never turn the lights off when camping in the woods.
  • you won't chat with anyone called 2Shy.
  • you know the title of the episode before the theme music comes on, but you've never seen that ep.
  • you cell phone seems to work every where you go.
  • you named your dog Queequeg.
  • you check your vents before you go to bed.
  • you put a toddler lock on your toilet, but you don't have any kids.
  • you sit and stare at the clock for as long as fifteen minutes, waiting for 10:13 or 11:21.
  • you call your phile friend at exactly 11:21 at night...just to scare 'em.
  • you are afraid to check your answering machine for fear your best friend has left a desperate plea for help.
  • you find yourself laughing at inapropriate times during the show.
  • you think Fox is a suitable name for a boy.
  • you call your father Ahab.
  • you looked up everyone named Mulder or Scully in the phone book.
  • you won't talk to any of your friends without a CSM 2000 counter measure filter.
  • your friends call you Spooky.
  • you bought a pack of Morleys, but you don't smoke.
  • you chuck sharpened pencils at the ceiling when you're bored.
  • you understand everything on this list.