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*accidentally spills some bloodwine* whoops.... Duker isn't gonna like that.... *procedes to stand on top of it, hiding it from view*
TDK
  • - Friday, July 30, 1999 at 10:30:15 (MDT)



    • DAMNIT TDK!!!!!!! *While crying, Duker rolls up his Carpet, walks out to the dumpster, lifts the lid and throws the carpet away. Duker then gets in his car and leaves skid marks in the driveway.*
    Duker
    - Friday, July 30, 1999 at 10:45:25 (MDT) 
    *Duker comes back with his car flying in the driveway. He gets out of the car and lifts huge boxes out of the trunk. Duker walks into the house and with a glare at TDK and sets the boxes down in the middle of the room. He pulls out his new Persian Rug that cost him nearly a mint, no not a candy mint, and lays it down on the floor. He then gets into the other boxes and pulls out huge guns and stands from them. Duker sets up all the guns and surrounding the new rug and connects them to motion detectors.* OK. Any of you even attempt to set foot on that rug...well...you get the picture.
    Duker
    - Friday, July 30, 1999 at 10:57:01 (MDT) 
    *Materializing in a blazing sphere of blinding white light - Standing in a smoking circle* Ahh... back to the late 20th.. I must witness this for the Archive back home. The last few months of the human race, before the computers in Russian nuclear submarines launch due to the Y2K bug and causes armagedon. Hmm.. I seem to have burned a large circle in the middle of some strange fiberous floor covering. Strange, this was not here when last I departed..
    Zapper
    - Friday, July 30, 1999 at 12:19:08 (MDT) 
    Guns? Networked auto-guns with a centralized computer running auto-tracking and motion detectors? What is going on here? (peers at the innards of yon half-burnt computer, then extracts the surviving program disk) Hmmm.. TDK, Bonzo and Woodlouse? (checks the pocket dictionary..'carpet'?) I wonder why someone is defending a carpet from them... This is excellent news though. That means TDK, Bonzo and Woodlouse survived the HVIC fiasco several months back! The temporal discontinuity caused my time-distortion sustainer to fail, hurling me back to the late '30th...
    Zapper
    - Friday, July 30, 1999 at 12:31:09 (MDT) 
    *grins* This is getting too wierd for me. . . .
    Savannah
    - Friday, July 30, 1999 at 13:18:18 (MDT) 
    Hey. Weren't you the one who tossed me in that thing in the first place? Boy do have a bone to pick with you! *draws mak'leth and charges, oblivious to the gun emplacements* DIE!!!!!
    TDK
    - Friday, July 30, 1999 at 13:37:32 (MDT) 
    Hey, I finally arrived home, and I have a different ICQ number now- 4523615 -for anyone who cares :) Also my E-mail changed again.
    Savannah <[email protected]>
    - Friday, July 30, 1999 at 13:47:55 (MDT) 
    STOP! Kindly check your records, oh mighty TDK. You will see that it was the evil Darth Render, driven to madness by the thought of losing to you, that had entrapped you in the HVIC. I had nothing to do with it.
    Zapper
    - Friday, July 30, 1999 at 14:04:33 (MDT) 
    Fortunately for Zapper and TDK, the gun control computer had been burnt in half by Zapper's arrival, and hence the guns were no longer synchronized with intelligent fire control. Worse yet, the burnout caued a power surge which scrambled the individual gun controllers, causing them to fire at anything NOT moving, not living. Hence, when TDK charged, the guns immediately started up, firing a steady hail of deadly lead... which stiched the carpet with a million smoking holes...

    - Friday, July 30, 1999 at 14:12:12 (MDT) 

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