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(please
note...this is not normal SSD armanent. The Admiral has halved the stormtrooper
garrison and has reduced the standard 144 fighters to 96, 6 Interceptor
squadrons, 1 Scimitar assault bomber squadron, and a TIE Defender squadron
to accomodate the quarter-klick support ship docks)
- Tuesday,
August 03, 1999 at 15:26:31 (MDT)
*looks around after dispaching yet another horde of Tribbles and
sees one more lump of fur around a corner.* I have you now you little furball.
*He takes careful aim with his paser rife and fires. The fur catches fire
and then jumps up revealing its owner to be none other than C-Stan, now
with a significant bald spot of one side of his head.*
TDK
- Tuesday,
August 03, 1999 at 17:13:01 (MDT)
Right, begin landing troops, its time to show them Cylons that you
dont mess with House Woodlouse! *a number of battleships land and begin
to send out the tanks and infantry once again*
Field
Marshal Woodlouse
- Tuesday,
August 03, 1999 at 17:28:44 (MDT)
Alright, TDK. It's time for you to meet your maker! *Jumps into
the his latest project : The Shopping Cart 'o' Doom! Popping a wheelie,
springs being tightened after they launch crowbar after crowbar at TDK's
position, momentarily pinning him (quite literally!) against the wall.
Yelling a cry of triumph, Cyborg flicks him off as he goes off to hide
and reload.*
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc. <Theme
to Star Trek VI : The Undiscovered Country>
- Tuesday,
August 03, 1999 at 20:18:19 (MDT)
The ship your have just reached is under the command of Cyborg Stan.
However, he is currently driving a shopping cart around, and cannot take
any futile requests to surrender. Please leave at the sound of the click.
*Click!*
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Tuesday,
August 03, 1999 at 20:20:42 (MDT)
*oof* Y'know, C-Stan, the more you *ugh* attack me, *groan* the
more pissed off I get, and *argh* the more painful your final *ung* punishment
will be. Just give up and it will be a lot less difficult for all parties
concerned. I wasn't even after you in the first place. *groan* But, NOOO,
you had to go and *ugh* slice me up.
TDK
- Tuesday,
August 03, 1999 at 21:15:35 (MDT)
Cylon
1 - "Our repair detail reports that it is under attack by the SSD's forces."
Hmm, can we communicate with that behemoth of a ship? Cylon 1 - "Our communications
gear is operational" Very well, get me whoever is in charge of that ship
immediately. Cylon 1 - "By your command"
Q`res
<[email protected]>
- Tuesday,
August 03, 1999 at 22:15:45 (MDT)
*wakes up on board the "HGS Blue Pea"* Gowd, the beds on this thing
are terrible! *begins the stretch* OOOOHHH, thats better. *does the morning
routine and heads to the bridge* Hello lads! How are you this fine morning?
*a mumble of "yeah", "fine" and "shut up" can be heard among the bridge
crew* OOOOKKKKK, thats good to hear, right down to business! *sits in the
command seat and opens up a communication device* Right, I want a coffee,
an English breakfast and some KFC on the side please.
Field
Marshal Woodlouse
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 03:53:31 (MDT)
*from the land based command vessel the "HGS Creapy Crawly"* So,
how goes the fight against the Cylons? *an officer pipes up and says "Although
we have killed many in the streets quite a few have gone into buildings
and the mindless populace seems to just think they are ecentric and have
even been defending them when we shoot at them!"* Well, shoot the Civs
with stun bolts then! *the officer speaks again "That we be very costly,
due to their immense bulk they take quite a few stun bolts to actually
fall down"* Okey then, I want all troopers to also be equiped with frying
pans, apon detection of a New Yorker, you shall hit it over the head with
the frying pan! *the officer sends the command to all ships and troops*
Captain
Woodlouse
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 04:14:38 (MDT)
*Problem numero uno : NEVER mention frying in Nu Yuck. Never never
never never never never never never never never never never never never
never never never never never never never never never never say it.*
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 04:22:23 (MDT)
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