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Hmmm... Tanks.... Gives me an idea. *hops into one of the remaining
whole tanks and turns the engine on.* Let's see. Which way out? How about
that way. *points at an intestinal wall and loads the main cannon.* Now
THIS will cause some indegestion. *fires*
TDK
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 15:36:53 (MDT)
*after hearing about the US militarys plans, the Chief decides its
his turn to contribute to the war in his own area of politics. He begins
rallying on the streets of Washington with the phrases "Kill communists,
lower taxes and free guns!" the people of the city declare him President,
and the military are happy to keep with this as they get to kill communists
again*
Chief
Woodlouse
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 15:52:53 (MDT)
*In the white house at the cabinets meeting, a set of woodlice in
sunglasses stand around the new President, the people along the table seem
quite alarmed and some begin to bite their fingernails* Right gentlemen!
It is clear that we have a slight problem in New York, dont worry I have
it all in hand. We shall quarentine the city of New York and not let anything,
except woodlouse peacekeeping forces, in or out of the city. Unless from
space of course... Oh and you *points at a military commander* go off and
kill some communists. *the officers eyes gleam and he runs off screaming
"YIPPE!"*
Provisional
President Woodlouse
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 16:05:13 (MDT)
On tightbeam secure commlink - "Chief Woodlouse, The Wall will not
sit still for this! When they find out that the Woodlice have taken over
the diplomatic and political centre of the United States... Well, let us
just say that WAR is putting it VERY, VERY MILDLY..." Mutters to himself
- Damned insects are having delusions of grandeur...
Zapper
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 16:26:50 (MDT)
This is only a temporary measure. KFC has been nationalised as well,
because we think it should be a public service. *a man from Texas tries
to shoot the President, as the bullet pangs off the carapieace one of the
woodlice in sunglasses calmly turns and shoots him*. Also, Iam putting
the "New York Directive", which forbids the nuking of New York, a part
of the Constitution...
Chief
Woodlouse
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 16:38:20 (MDT)
Jadesfire smiled "So...the consolidation has begun........" In her
tactical room, the impressive galactic holo has been turned off and in
it's place is a holographic Risk board. Flickering shadows move across
it, barely perceptible. Keying in a few commands to her globally scattered
intelligence operatives, Jadesfire muses a bit, then smiles slowly.....
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 17:44:18 (MDT)
*Godzilla continues to walk around the former city of New York,
albiet a little unstable due to intestinal problems and realizes that his
stomach is now grumbling. Assuming that this signal indicates hunger the
beast stops walking begins to chew on the nearest building. Then the monstors
stomach explodes, releasing many tanks, fighter jets, and automobiles in
various states of disrepair and more than a few lightposts. One of the
more complete tanks starts moving and in the beasts last moments of life
it realizes what the real source of the rumbling was.*
TDK
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 18:03:18 (MDT)
Apparently C-Stan is actually quite intelligent. Too bad Godzilla
wasn't smart enough to heed his warnings.
TDK
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 18:07:09 (MDT)
Ah, poor little bugger... Hes like a dog or something...
Field
Marshal Woodlouse
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 18:09:36 (MDT)
*Mysterious Emperor Figure* Signal the fleets to set their coordinates
for Earth. *Turns, says quietly to himself.* For ten thousand years, I
have waited for this day... you will not be able to thwart me this time,
Cyborg Stan. *The fleet makes their jump...*
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc. <The
Empire Theme to FF6>
- Wednesday,
August 04, 1999 at 18:50:25 (MDT)
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