- Friday, August 06, 1999 at 05:48:18 (MDT)
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 05:59:46 (MDT)
*A jet black woodlouse enters the Emperors private room* Emperor,
I have heard rumours that you plan to turn the planet to slag? I must remind
you that this was NOT in our agreement and... *the Xanarious is cut off
as the Emperor calmly says "Why would you think such a thing my little
insect?"* Because their are rumours around the crew and... *the Emperor
once again responds "Oh my little insect, you know that I would not betray
you! You shall have your precious sceptre in good time and then all your
woodlouse friends shall be at your knees. Now return to your ship and get
into escort possition" the Xanarious bows and leaves the room without sound*
Chief_Xanarious
<<-----StarGate March>
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 06:17:11 (MDT)
"Yer Majesty, the _Atypical Malfunction_ has entered the system."
"Right, right, hail them and send that Lancer....the _Anomalous Debris_,
wasn't it? to intercept." "Channel open, ma'am" "This is Admiral Jadesfire
of the SSD _Insufficiently Reluctant_. Do you have any main characters
aboard?" A bland voice replied in the negative. "And, do you have any mechanics?
Competant ones, I mean....." "Uh....let me check....yes, we have 546 that
aren't total screwups." "Right, send half of them down with the Lancer,
I've only got eleven left and I'd like to have my ship make orbit in the
next few days.....I might be sending you a new commanding officer, too..."
"Yes, ma'am."
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 08:05:52 (MDT)
*turn on her comm* No,no,no. Leave me alone Jadesfire! *turns to
her crew* Get the damn shields up!
Savannah
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 08:12:49 (MDT)
"The HMS _Voyager_ has entered earth orbit, Admiral" "Okay....tell
them to beam down half their engineering crew to the _Insufficiently Reluctant_.
Oh, and send Neelix as an ambassador to the buggies....and get me a channel
to TDK, wherever he is!" "Will do, ma'am. The Interdictor has raised shields
and is whining on all channels...."."Oh, all right...let it be for now..."
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 08:41:27 (MDT)
Cyborg Stan : Commander, signal Her Majesty to lay off her hands
from the Interdictor. We're gonna need it. See if you can also get her
to cough up some sort of theatre shield while you are at it. Commader :
Yes, sir. Cyborg Stan : How are the repairs proceding on the ships? Commader
: Damage to both ships are being healed rapidly, although I would prefer
a space battle or two to break them in. The Slicer should be spaceworthy
within the hour... Cyborg Stan : Good. And could someone do something about
all these policemen?
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc. <Thrawn's
Theme from Tie Fighter>
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 08:46:01 (MDT)
C'mon C-Stan. Time for that supercharged grocery cart of yours to
be blown to bits. *the radio comes to life spewing static. "*fizzle* ...DK,
this is th... *snap, crackle, pop* ...uctant. Come in TD... *fizzle*"*
TDK
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 09:52:45 (MDT)
Now that's got to be the worst name I've ever heard. Who'd name
their ship the _Snapcracklepopuctant_?
TDK
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 09:54:40 (MDT)