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*sitting around the underground base when the doorbell rings, after
waiting a while for someone else to answer it he finaly gets up and does
it himself, the door opens and a funny rat type thing is standing there*
No, I dont want any windows... *the rat thing speaks "Oh no no no, Iam
Neelix, my mistress, her royal majesty Queen Jadesfire, has sent me as
ambassador for the duration of the peace between our forces, may I come
in?"* No, you might upset the troops, we can speak to you while your outside
and throw you some food everynow and again. *Neelix speaks again "But Iam
an excellent cook, I could make food and..."* Look, we have woodlouse cooks
from all over the planet, go over there *points to a tree* and sit there
until we need you alright? *Neelix nods and wonders off unhappily to the
tree* Bloody thing...
Lord_Woodlouse
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 15:16:06 (MDT)
Meanwhile,
elsewhere, elsewhen...: Vortex - "Have we acquired a lock on the target
yet?" Magistrate - "No, Commander. The subject has thusfar eluded our sensor
scans. We shall have a definitive lock the next time it activates its Matrix
drive." Vortex - "Have the capture and containment team on standby, then
notify me the moment we have acquired lock. The subject stands accused
of the most serious of crimes. He must not be allowed to continue on his
disruptive course. The future of the universe depends on it. Carry on".
Zapper
<--The Magistrates-->
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 15:45:25 (MDT)
In a large room on a planet horribly polluted
by it's own waste heat a group of beings (holograms) meet. The only live
being at this meeting is a delicate looking puppeteer with a intricately
styled mane. The others (also Puppeteers) have declined to meet with their
insane leader for personal reasons. It's nearly impossible to predict the
actions of the insane, and thus being in the presence of the insane is
inherently dangerous.
"The
threat to the planet Earth has reached very real proportions." one of the
Puppeteers commented. "Our agents in the area indicate a 85% probability
that the Earth will not survive the oncoming conflict."
"We
have been conducting polls," another added. "Only 13% of the current voting
population supports overt support of Earth."
"What
about less than overt support? Can we put projects in to action that could
save Earth without directly exposing ourselves?" another asked.
"We
have agents looking into the Pak solution." The Hindmost said. "But I have
not heard anything for some time."
"I
have a report." another hologram responded, it's twin heads weaving in
discomfort. "Our agents reported that they can not find a safe way of extracting
the Tree Of Life virus from the Pak without coming into contact with the
Pak themselves."
"Have
our agents redouble their efforts, Protector stage humans would be a ideal
solution to the crisis." The Hindmost replied. "I authorize a further 300
million credits to the project."
"Hindmost,
may I remind you that allocation of funds can only be done by-"
"300
million of my personal reserve." Hindmost replied cutting the other Puppeteers
off.
"What
do we do with Protector stage humans after the threat is eliminated? They
will reduce the same state as the Pak world itself with their own warring."
"We
would have to select humans of the right age with no families, perhaps
even use clones or artificially gestated humans..."
"It's
a problem that can be addressed once we have access to the Tree of Life
virus."
"Agreed."
All
the holograms but one faded out. The last hologram regarded the Hindmost
from 2 different perspectives.
"You
have a concern?"
"300
million from your personal reserve."
"I
am aware of my current financial status."
"We
have received a full billion in secret loans and another 200 million in
contributions, you have spent almost 3/4 of a billion bringing together
the insane Puppeteers and constructing 40 ships in secret."
"I
still have almost a three billion in reserve."
"Tied
up in commodities, extracting those funds could precipitate a fall in the
market."
"What
of my cash assets."
"After
this 300 million you have about 300 million left and negotiations with
the Outsiders still continue."
"Proceed
as ordered."
"Yes
Hindmost." the Puppeteer replied as it faded...
... Inside his fake tardus, the viewscreen pops and fizzles into
life with all the reality of the fake technology from the era he stole
the idea from, with a picture of jadesfire on it. He gulps deeply, looking
up at it, and says in a distinctly british accent aside to K-9... Quick,
i want a scan on when and where we are. ... The dog slowly makes it back
to the control panel, and somehow manages to push several buttons while
Darva converses with Jadesfire... Hello Madam... Might you tell me why
you've captured my ship?
Darva
(Lurker Extrodinaire)
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 15:53:10 (MDT)
Once again I have to leave in the good part of the war...*sighs*
Savannah
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 16:07:00 (MDT)
*on board the Xanarious flagship, the "Dark Pea", the Chief directs
his speach at the Lord Xanarious* I dont trust the Emperor, I dont think
he means to keep his word about us getting the Sceptre of the Louse. *the
Lord Xanarious speaks "But sir, he gave us his word, what would he possbily
want with the Sceptre, only a woodlouse can use it!"* Thats the thing,
I dont think he wants the Sceptre, I think he wants the Earth to be annihilated.
*the Lord Xanarious gasps "Bu..bu...but thats would mean the Sceptre would
be destroyed! What can we do?!"* For now, we wait and when the time is
right we shall move *the Lord responds with simply "Yes master, it will
be done"*
Chief_Xanarious
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 16:25:53 (MDT)
Jadesfire switches channels abrubtly, and smiles humorlessly at
the Lurker. "You'll find that as you delurk more your....special abilities...will
fade away. Basically, I'm attempting to get as many capital ships with
main characters on them as possible in orbit, and you seem to be available
and attempting to impersonate one....I believe I have a dreadnaught you
could use. If you haven't noticed, we're in a bit of a bind here......but
if you cross me, I _will_ make time to hunt you down and dis-assemble you
slowly.....is that clear? Good. Your command is the _Atypical Malfunction_,
slow, lightly armed, and obsolete. I'm sure you'll find a way to work around
that, however....."Jadesfire smirks and closes the connection, and signals
for the Lurker to be beamed to the _Atypical Malfunction_...
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 16:48:02 (MDT)
Oh, and while we're in the area, someone beam up my tank.
TDK
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 17:24:11 (MDT)
Sitting comfortably in his cloaked ship, the solitary Vulcan monitored
the various channels and began a thorough scan of every life-form on the
planet, "backing up" all the info into a large computer so that in the
event of the destruction of the ecosphere, everything could be put back
as it was, by means of a Genesis Device he'd had the foresight to bring
along... There it was in its casing, the label loudly proclaiming the name
of the manufactuer: "Magic Plot Reset Button Technologies, Inc". As a secondary
plan, he considered calling "Dial-a-SuperRace" to see if some kindly Organian
could be persuaded to stop the carnage.
Scottty
<[email protected]>
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 17:28:06 (MDT)
Screw this. *yells at the crew* Drop the shield.
Savannah
- Friday,
August 06, 1999 at 17:34:34 (MDT)
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