- Wednesday,
August 11, 1999 at 17:27:43 (MDT)
Lifting the Green Lava-lamp of Doom in his hands, the Emperor channels
part of his psyche through the connection... (scene 451:act 3:Take 1) On
board the SSD_Insufficiently_Reluctant, the till then comatose body of
Admiral Jadesfire rises, turns towards Commander Sanye, and shoots him
in the back. Her eyes glowing a disturbing red, she commands in a strangely
deeper voice to the remaining command crew: "It is time to drop the illusion.
We have led these pathetic fools by the nose long enough! Glory to the
Empire!! Ops, shields at maximum, Navigation, full speed to the rear of
the defensive formation. And Gunnery..... Open fire on the interdictor!"
As the terrified and confused crew rush to obey her, the body of Admiral
jadesfire, moving like a puppet, seats itself in the command chair. and
laughs....
The Emperor
<The Tide Turns>
- Wednesday,
August 11, 1999 at 17:30:52 (MDT)
*wakes up from a dream with his "head" on the control pannel* Wha...What
the hell happened? *sees that during the battle to save the Panchik a hypnotic
dream left him out of the battle, fortunatly they did save the Panchik
and he survived, unfortunatly the fleet is very much alive and kicking...*
EVASIVE ACTION! *He remembers that irritations can keep out the Emperors
psi attacks* AND PUT THAT ANNOYING BUBBLE BOBBLE MUSIC ON!
Commodore
Yah'Noik <<--------
That annoying Bubble Bobble tune>
- Wednesday,
August 11, 1999 at 17:35:01 (MDT)
(TDK: They can be harmonized) Lying in a confused huddle, the spiders
doing the projection can only watch as TDK advances on the Emperor, knife
in hand. Spider 5634535 - "Oh, no, I can't bear to watch..." As the emperor
reaches into his robes.. and pulls out a lightsabre...
Narrator
- Wednesday,
August 11, 1999 at 17:40:36 (MDT)
Ok. Let's have some real fun. *Places the Dk'tagh in his left hand
and draws the mek'leth in his right.*
TDK
- Wednesday,
August 11, 1999 at 17:47:32 (MDT)
*In the Emperor's Mind* Cyborg Stan : You always were a cocky one,
weren't you? Trying to kill me with only a thousand ship fleet? Emperor
: Young infidiel. Your meaningless prattle ceases to amuse me. Cyborg Stan
: Your plan failed. We did not kill each other. We ALL are killing you.
Emperor : Ahhhh, like how that one Executor class is attacking your precious
interdictor? Ha ha ha ha! Cyborg Stan : Bastard! Emperor : Foolish templar,
prepare your defenses. I will come for you... Cyborg Stan : Make any nesserary
preperations before annihaltion, for the hour of judgement has come......
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Wednesday,
August 11, 1999 at 17:48:19 (MDT)
Starfighter Pilot : Did somebody call for an exterminator? Panchik
Captain : HHHHHHAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLHHHHHHPPPPPP! Starfighter Pilot : I'll
take that as a yes. All fighters, ENGAGE!
Cyborg
Stan of CyKoLaJx, Inc.
- Wednesday,
August 11, 1999 at 17:54:38 (MDT)
One by one, the Panchik merchant vessels are obliterated. With relentless
unstopable force, Vice Admiral Panchik can only watch as his ship is dragged
to the killing field by the tractor lock of a dozen nearby armada ships.
The Yah'Noik, still pounding on the armada from a distance, destroy a few
of them using combined firepower. The sky is filled with fighters on deathmatch.
Planetar HVICs, unable to effectively target the enemy ships for fear of
hitting the woodlice, hold off. The battle appears to be moving inevitably
to disaster for the defending forces...
The Emperor
- Wednesday,
August 11, 1999 at 18:02:08 (MDT)
*Where's an Ysalimarri when you need one....*
TDK
- Wednesday,
August 11, 1999 at 18:07:43 (MDT)
We have one last thing to try! Command all Panchik vessels to activate
the Q-W-F Drives! *Panchik officer: "But Sir, we ca...."* DO IT! *"Yes,
sir, at once" with a flash of light the ships enter Q-W-F Space, colours
fly everywhere as the fleet begins to move hoping against hope this will
save them....*
Vice Admiral
Panchik
- Wednesday,
August 11, 1999 at 18:09:02 (MDT)