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In a HVIC emplacement in California the damaged ammunition grabber arm swings out from the hot breach of the HVIC towards the group of milling dolts acting at the ammo dump. About to pluck Leroy the Water-truck driver up the operator notices a strange 2 headed alien that has 3 legs and no arms. The strange creature seems to use it's mouths as hands and appears to be dragging the stunned body of Leroy away from the group. "This one is of the correct age and has no surviving relatives that will admit to knowing him. Therefore he is the last salvation of earth." the creature explains with one head while digging up a medical kit with the other. The operator looks confused as he flips through his "book of little known aliens" trying to figure out if this funny creature is a enemy or ally. The alien pulls out a hypo filled with murky orange liquid. "We have added a super-nutrient solution which should speed up the process. Observe." the hypo is administered to Leroy and immediately changes start to take effect...
Hindmost <[email protected]>
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 11:26:03 (MDT) 
*Get's a spiders attention and starts typing on his padd* It would probably be a lot easier on you guys if you fixed the thrusters.
TDK
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 12:12:31 (MDT) 
*in a hologram above his head* Yes, sir! *Within the tinny AI brain* I can't believe I was just outsmarted by a Klingon, and a braindead one at that. *to the other spiders* Ok, everybody, let's get to work. *lots of metalic groans get passed around their wireless network.* Come on, people. Once we get this done we can take a break.
The Spider
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 13:07:38 (MDT) 
*on the padd* Ok, now come outside and tell me when you guys finish. *climbs out gets a good hold on the back end of the tank, and starts pushing.*
TDK
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 13:41:47 (MDT) 

Jadesfire watches the damage readouts, annoyed by the blaring sirens and red lights pointing out the obvious, that the _Insufficiently Reluctant_ is in bad shape indeed. Ordering the evacuation of the upper decks, where many old leaks have sprung again, she frowns. Too many leaks and the life-support system mostly out equaled trouble, but hopefully she could seal off most of the leaks by cutting off the upper decks. The generators were still online this time, thankfully, but they needed more air in the next few days....keying up a flickering display of the current cargo manifest, Jadesfire scans the troop vehicles....bingo, a pair of Incom Y-4s...civilian models, but they would do. Glancing at the spider she had kept as a liason to the repair forces, Jadesfire explained her orders....

- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 15:02:18 (MDT) 

[The war in one big gulp. Please discuss/criticize/suggest/abuse on the Graffiti Wall, not here.]
Narrator <<---RP WarZone Archive Site>
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 16:31:20 (MDT)
One REALLY BIG gulp. Man, I had all but forgotten spilling the bloodwine.
TDK
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 16:37:20 (MDT) 
*As the Blue Pea zooms around the battlezone sending havok to all ships in its way Field Marshal Woodlouse opens up a side hatch on his chair...* WHAT THE HELL! *A worried officer moves over "What Sir?! What is it?!"* Someone has took my KFC! *"Oh, is that all?"* IS THAT ALL? Insolent man! Someone has stolen my KFC, this is a major crime! *Suddenly a chrome shine can be seen in the corner, as he investigates he notices a gang of chrome spiders sitting around a tiny campfire with a KFC over it* The little blighters! Gimme that! *snatches the KFC and devours it, spitting out a chrome spider who was attached to it* Little buggers! *points at the spiders* DONT DO THAT AGAIN!
Field Marshal Woodlouse
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 17:10:20 (MDT) 
*After realising keeping up with everybodies actions is too much goddamn work, Enigmatic Being Infinite + 1 in a depressed state, begins to drink himself to death*
Enigmatic Being Infinite + 1
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 18:35:58 (MDT) 
*Lord Woodlouse apon finding out about the death of Washington D.C. grabs the last remaining emergency cruiser to set of for D.C., when he arrives he finds devastasion, but a slab of shiny metal catches his eye...* Take us down over there... *Lord Woodlouse points at the metal slab, the ship lands and Lord Woodlouse and his honour guard leave the ship...* Hmmm, I wonder what it is? *An officer speaks "Sire, I believe this is where the White House once stood"* Hmmm, can you break into it? *"Yes Sire, at once" the officer salutes and sets to work on opening the metal container, then it opens...* What the hell! Sire, what are you doing?! *Chief Woodlouse can be seen in a nuclear bunker with White House "aides" draped over him and holding a cigarette and a beer "Erm... I was going over the latest figures with....erm.... Hang on, where has Washington got too?" he replys* Sire, Washington was destroyed by the Emperor, but we are winning the battle now, you must come back with me to the base *"But I'm, erm.... kinda busy right now, cant you come back later?"* No Sire! You must come now, take them with you if you must... *"Alright! Now your talking!", Chief Woodlouse grabs two aides by the scruff of the neck and takes them back to the ship and they head off back to the base...*
Lord_Woodlouse <<---- House of Fun, by Madness>
- Thursday, August 12, 1999 at 18:51:48 (MDT) 
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