P A R E N T A L
A D V I S O R Y
P H A T A S S L Y R I C S


Here's a Lil sumpin me and 2 of my boyz, AzPennyeem and LexDivies, put together 1 time. There's a couple of thingz we'd like to say before getting into the song. First up, ya'll might not fully understand every part of this rap if you're not familiar with the song "Ice Cream" by Wu-Tang Clan. Secondly, for all ya'll that dont understand Urdu\Hindi there's a list of all the words we used, translated into english right before the song begins (Jisko Urdu naay ateey hey, mera loda chooso, HAHA.)
Thirdly, if ya'll like this, then forward it to all the headz you know online. Also E-mail us and tell us what ya'll think. And lastly, yo listen up.....When we be talkin about Chutney, we talkin about REAL Chutney!!! Not none of that bootleg green shit niggas be serving nowadays!! Cut that shit out!!!!

Translationz:
Mhitaay- Indian dessert; sweets
Spinner- Desi equivalent of a Player, the only difference is that a Spinner literally spins girls on hiz Dick (or so we were told)
Apney Moo Mey Daldo- Put It In Ya Mouth!!!!
Rotee- I'm sure ya'll know what this is
Ladki- Girl
Murghees- Chickens
Bhund- Ass
Lund- Dick
Rung- Color
Jung- War
Kallee Kalluthees- Black Women
Pudees- Pussy
Camese- Shirt
Mumney- Breasts
Nay Hain- Don't Have
Abu Gee- Father, or in this case "Poppy"

Mhitaay By Tarkeeb Wala (GaR X) Featuring Raekwon the Khana Pakana Wala
(Lexdivies) and Thum-Allah aka Khush Kismaath
Haath aka Sonay Wala Bazu (A zPeenyEem)


Chorus: Watch these Rap Spinners get all up in your gut,
French Kheer, Daal Peacan, Chutney Deluxe,
Even Curry Sundae's is gettin touched,
Scoops in my Mhitaay ke truck, Who tears it up


Tarkeeb Wala: The other day I stepped into the Jam, with mad headz from the
FaM, Fuck with our Clan and get smacked with a frying pan.
Mad triks up in that piece, cuz thatz how we do it on the east,
Cuz they be bringin out my naughty side, My inner beast will
rise like yeast. Thatz how i feel when mhitaay comes my way,
Cuz I be mack'in it all fuckin day, And all them girlz say,
"Oh dont go...please stay" Itz all good, In the hood, But too
many Trikz wanna be ladies, Cuz if u a hoe, Im'a call you a
hoe, You Know? If you a bitch, Im'a call you a bitch, But dont
snitch, Or you'll end up face down bloody in a ditch. Only got
respect for all you real ladies, Dont be acting shady, Cuz ya'll
the only ones I really love, Lookin beautiful like a dove. So
I stepped out the Jam with one of the fly lookin ones, While I
said "Lataz" to all of my dunns. Suddenly a car pulls up,
And out steps Yup, You guessed it, Her man named Stan,
With blade in hand, Comes up to my face lookin like "Where's
Waldo", I just put my Tek to hiz head and said "Apne Moo
mey Daldo" He got mad shook, Cuz he just one of those half-
way crookz. Cool as a fan, I just said to the man, "Gimme all
yo Loot and your Rotee Motha Fucker, You just a bitch ass
Sucker" Nigga gave up the goods, And I left with my girl back
to the hood. Bagged myself a fly one that night, What I do
may not truely be right, But ay yo....time to bounce son, I'm
outta sight.

Chorus: Watch these Rap Spinners get all up in your gut,
French Kheer, Daal Peacan, Chutney Deluxe,
Even Curry Sundae's is gettin touched,
Scoops in my Mhitaay ke truck, who tears it up


Thum-Allah: Hey Ladki, I seen you on Pitkens with a bunch of Murghees,
Saying sex me please fly Guyanese, Wantin me to eat it like
Cheese, I wanna sting it like the Killa Bees, Cuz you my
honey, BITCH, Now where my money? Just kiddin, Now quit
the lickin like a dog, I gotta bounce lika a frog. I want it all like
a hog, I'm powerful like a mob, Cuz i roll deep, Wanna mess
with my hoe!?!? Lay 6 feet below. Your sexy persuasive tatas
and thighs, Nice lookin bhund, I wanna throw in my lund, I'll
hit you so hard, It'll change your rung, I'm goin all out like I'm
in a jung. I want you to taste my tartar sauce at any cost,
Without you I'm lost. I want to spin ya from here to Virginia,
Where all my Kallee Kalluthees, With their stink ass pudees,
Who wanna suck these. I seen this chick wearin a tight ass
camese, I made the bitch get on her knees and suck more
dick than Lil Cease. She wanted me to suck her lil mumney,
But I told her time nay hain. I cant count all the times i got
laid, But lets just say, I stay paaid!

Chorus: Watch these Rap Spinners get all up in your gut,
French Kheer, Daal Peacan, Chutney Deluxe,
Even Curry Sundae's is gettin touched,
Scoops in my Mhitaay ke truck, who tears it up


Reakwon: Laced shirts and tight skirts is what you wear, Big black eyes
and nice black hair. Never mind your man cause I'm the true
player. Me and you can make this love last. If a hard fucking
is what you want then a hard fucking is what you will get. Our
sex will be mad good it'll be wild and wet. A bed is where
you can find me leave your man and the sex world is where
we'll be. Sonya when we fuck I won't let you rest, So don't
mind if i ask to kiss your breast. We'll kiss and I will caress
your breast.They call me playa numba one, Which is true, But
baby, I can become a Playa Hater just for you. Even though
your man is with you, Don't worry, Me and you we will come
true. By the time ends for me or you, We'll be calling each
other Wifey and Boo. I'm from Brooklyn so are you, You
represent Guyana, I represent the WU

Chorus: Watch these Rap Spinners get all up in your gut,
French Kheer, Daal Peacan, Chutney Deluxe,
Even Curry Sundae's is gettin touched,
Scoops in my Mhitaay ke truck, who tears it up

Tarkeeb Wala - Outro:
One love to my Chutney Deluxe, keep ya nails done and your
Bhunds tight, word up. One love to my Daal Peacans for
calling me Abu Gee, thats for real. One love to my Curry
Sundae's with the cherries on top, yeah. And big up to my
French Kheer, Pakoras, Samoses and all that good stuff.


1997 Big-Khoota Records