Chase Zero's Page - The Sucks Ass List

Here is a list of all of the things that I can usually do without on a daily basis. This is here for a few reasons, most are humorous, but some definitely belong here. If you have any suggestions, drop me an e-mail.

Seajay's Taxi and Delivery Service: You guys suck. I wish I owned a cab company to use as a front for all of my dope trading. That means you and your rotten bitch, Mr Rick Card. Inbreeding? It's all in the Cards.
Davida MacIntyre: You are more annoying than a chronic genital disorder. Please shower and brush your teeth before going out in public. A head amputation might also help...
Andrea Punter: Pretty much the same thing as Davida. Try not to drive on the roads... or the sidewalks, aw hell, stay out of your car if at all possible, it can't carry your full weight anyway.
Mel Sabatier: Blonde hair. No brain. Hormones. That about sums it up. You probably carry more diseases than that monkey in Outbreak. Do us a favor, go to the vet and have yourself put to sleep.
Bev Hilhorst: Holy shit! Miss Maybelline herself! Lay off the makeup and the Screwdrivers! You are a dog and no amount of wax and paint is going to fix that. That, and get a real job. Too bad the town can't have you put to sleep in the pound.
Edward Chomiak: You are such a stupid fuck it isn't funny. What kind of moron is going to give a prostitute $50 000 cash to keep her mouth shut? Man oh man I don't know what you are on, but it must have been good if you slept with that tubby bitch. Sue me. See where it gets you. Dickhole.
Ford Vehicles: They just suck. Especially the ones painted green. It's strange how people will pay good, hard earned money for machinery that chronically breaks down.
Superficial people: The type of people that are first to be friendly and nice to you, and the first to stab you in the back at their earliest convenience.
Large cab-driving co-workers: Nobody likes know-it-all types. Go pound some sand up your ass. Good luck in finding it!

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