12 Warnings You Wish You Had Read on Liquor Bottles

12 Warnings You Wish You Had Read on Liquor Bottles

Consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer, and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you cannot remember).
Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.
Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
Consumption of alcohol may make you think your are whispering when you are not.