Computers DO Have A Gender
         TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS   MUST BE  FEMALE
            1.No one but their creator understands
              their internal logic.
            2.Even your smallest mistakes are
              immediately committed to memory for
              future reference.
            3.The native language used to
              communicate with other computers is
              incomprehensible to everyone else.
            4.The message, "Bad command or file
              name," is about as informative as "If you
              don't know why I'm mad at you, then
              I'm certainly not going to tell you."
            5.As soon as you make a commitment to
              one, you find yourself spending half your
              paycheck on accessories for it.
         In the interest of gender equality ...
         TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS
         MUST BE MALE
            1.They're heavily dependent on external
              tools and equipment.
            2.They periodically cut you off right when
              you think you've established a network
              connection.
            3.They'll usually do what you ask them to
              do, but they won't do more than they
              have to and they won't think of it on
              their own.
            4.They're typically obsolete within five
              years and need to be traded in for a new
              model. Some users, however, feel
              they've already got so much invested in
              the darn thing that they're compelled to
              remain with an underpowered system.
            5.They get hot when you turn them on,
              and that's the only time you have their
             attention.