Height of noise, revised:
Two skeletons making love on a tin roof, using tin cans as
condoms.
Height of frustration:
A boxer trying to scratch his balls.
Height of suspense:
Ten bayees taking a bath and one drops the soap.
Height of indecision:
Ten bayees taking a bath, and nine drop the soap.
Height of Innocence
A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples.
Height of Unemployment
Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.
Height of laziness:
Adoption. A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to
do
the
rest.
Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall. A topless lady standing near
mount
everest.
Height of Bravery:
A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of
gays.
Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgust:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through
the
paper.
Height of Technology
Condom with zip.
Height of Pain:
Sliding down a rocky mountain using your balls as brakes.
Screwing a
meat
mincer.
Height of Expectation:
A gay couple buying a baby's cot.
Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.
Height of laziness:
A man after shitting on the sea-side waiting for the tide to
claen
his
ASS!