Subject: Tickle-Me-Elmo Factory


A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made
"Tickle
me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly
the
boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her
she
would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were
packed
into boxes.

On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to
shut it
down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss went down the line
to
find the problem.  The new employee was very busy trying to do her part
but
she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.

Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing
two
walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls. The boss could not
control
his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll
Two----Test----Tickles."


MUSICAL PHENOMENON
A young medical student was working in the county morgue and had to
perform
an autopsy. He noticed something strange when he turned over the body:
There
was a cork in the dead man's butt! The med student pulled out the
cork,
and
what should he hear but the sound of someone singing "On the Road
Again."
He
reinserted the cork and ran to get the coroner. "Come quick! You've
got
to
see this!" the student said as he hurried back to the autopsy room
with
the
coroner in tow. The student pulled out the cork, and both men heard
the
song. "That's nothing," the coroner lectured. "Any asshole can sing
Country."