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201. I don't think you can find any internet which has speeds slower than a snail besides AOL. 

202. Scrollers rule. People who tells on others that scroll suck bad time!!!!! 

203. The AOL CD is worthless. Just some cheap undescribable software. 

204. The AOL Floppy disk is WORSE. They compressed that shitty software so much that if you damage the disk a lot, then you lose a big part of it's software, which might cause the software to stop functioning.  

205. The START YOUR OWN CHAT selection under the PEOPLE menu doesn't work. If you create a member chat it just will not work, and if you create a private chat it is just like entering a private chat. 

206. AOL has everything you needed, but a VERY WEAK version of them. 

207. AOL 2.5 is so stupid that internet explorer and netscape will not support it; when you open netscape or IE it will say "Cannot find server" or "The host could not be located" 

208. AOL is not colorful. AOL 4.0 is slightly better, but 3.0 is a LOT worse. 

209. AOL's search engine, AOL netfind is weak. It does not have any search options but to put the word AND between words. 

210. The AOL's Toolbar sux bad. 4.0 is too dark, 3.0 is too ugly, and 2.5 or below, don't think about it. 

211. Technicians dont help you online, so if you have any questions you're gonna have to call AOL. 

212. AOL just has too many fatal errors. This happens very often and AOL staff are trying to fix them, but they have FAILED miserably. 

213. Who would be stupid enough to make a file called WAOL.EXE in the aol directory? 

214. The staff say AOL's server is unlimited, but it is actually not, so thats why its so slow. 

215. Whoever notify AOL (Except for spammed email) is stupid. 

216. AOL 5.0 seems to take longer to connect than AOL 4.0.

217. AOL has constant network problems; sometimes you can't get through step 6 of connection to AOL.

218. AOL has parental controls which someone smart will use it only for defense. However, it still lack functionality; you can't allow email from selected AOL members and from all Internet addresses.

219. You can't block only instant messages under privacy preferences. You have to block buddy list and instant messages.
 
220. AOL Netmail has problems with attachments.

221. Everything is connected in AOL. If someone knows your IM name then they might pump you with junk email.
222. AOL is stupid because it has to initialize the modem first and then dial the number, while other internet connections do not do that.
223. AOL is VERY dangerous; people can send you trojans any time.
224. A lot of trojans are only designed for AOL, making AOL an unsafe environment. 
225. You can't report violations from AIM members. That's why AIM members like to pick on AOL members.
226. WHen you type in an internet address that is not xxxx.xxxx.com in the box that says "TYPE THE KEYWORD OR THE WEB ADDRESS HERE AND PRESS GO" without using http://...., then it will say "Keyword Not found" instead of giving you a web page.
227. You don't get internet email that fast in AOL.
228. Sometimes it will say NOT ENOUGH MEMORY, when you tried to load something.
229. AOL 5.0 takes too long to connect to AOL.
230. AOL doesn't have a dial-up feature that is separate. You have to use its crappy @$$ Software.
231. No punters work for AOL 5.0, at least not yet.
232. AOL has made its crappy @$$ software incompatible with programs that makes America Online stay connected.
233. AOL deletes your mail if you have read it. 
234. If you get TOSed 3 times, your account will be terminated.
235. The weather report in AOL is not accurate. I tried this before and every other weather center had different reports.
236. You can't print certain things, only text.
237. Lamers will bother you with AIM messages saying things like "suck my dick", and you can't report them because of AOL's incompatibility with AIM.
238. You can't use the word "MAC" in a screen name.
239. You can't use the word "WINDOWS" in a screen name.
240. You can't use the word "MICROSOFT" in a screen name. 
241. You can't use the word "A0L" in a screen name. (NOTE: It's not AOL, but A0L, with a zero instead of an O).
242. The AOL DSL service would be poor, compared to other ones.
243. Anything from AOL should be considered garbage.
244. You can't use the word "PC" in a screen name. 
245. You have to begin a screen name with a letter.
246. AOL software will just develop to be a poorer, suckier, and lagger piece of CRAP. 
247. AOL and Mac fit very well together. 
248. You can't use the word "STEVE CASE" in your screen name.
249. AOLSUXKOCK
250. The AOL version of Internet Explorer would not function correctly if you access it too fast, while MS IE5 does not have the problem.
251. Steve Case is a poor manager of AOL. How can he let it run wild like this?
252. People are trying to defeat AOL, but AOL cancelled their account. That's why AOL is cheap.
253. The AOL TOS is not only Totally Obnoxious Shit, but it's also gay. Anyone who believes in the AOL TOS is also gay.
254. AOL connects at a too fucking slow speed that no one would want to wait for. That's why so many people killed their AOL. 
255. AOL is only for newbies who don't know a shit about the internet.
256. AOL can be a bad influence for newbies to the internet, because they might get too dependent on it's crappy @$$ software.
257. As said before, AOL, which is Pay For Hell, gives you more pain in the @$$ rather than a good service.
258. If you set the font color or font face, it will be the same for all the screen names that you have. 
259. The AOL programmers are making its software harder to use and more complicated.
260. AOL is as weak as someone with AIDS disease.
261. If you consider internet services as boxers, any isp could knock down AOL so badly that it would go crying to Steve Case, telling him to make it better.
262. When AOL goes up to its zenith, people defame it. When it goes down, people laugh at it. That's how some people hate AOL.
263. AOL's entropy is the same, or worse, as the plasma state of matter (where electrons, protons and neutrons fall apart instead of together in an atom).
264. Compared to other ISP's, AOL is NOTHING.
265. Why do you have lag when you play online games? You use AOL too much!!
266. The amount of people that are using AOL is doubling, but the servers are remaining the same.
267. Anyone who uses AOL because they love it is GAY. 
268. You can only type 512 characters in an IM box
269. AOL is likely to be knocked off by call waiting services.
270. AOL is popular now, but it will have a period of depression sooner or later.
271. People who uses AOL gets beat up by the people who don't.
272. AOL gives away their internet for free to people, so some trial users are just gonna cancel their account when the trial is over, and AOL would lose money.
273. AOL Does something for you without warning. If you tell them to create a new account with one click, they don't warn you a shit. If they're gonna cancel your account, they won't bother to tell you a shit either. 
274. AOL Instant messenger is ok, but the AOL IM sux, and it takes over AIM even if you have AIM on at the same time. (With the same name.)
275. People who use AOL gets beat up if their friends found out that they're using it. 
276. You should decompile the AOL Software and alter the source code. 
277. AOL doesn't give a damn shit about what your opinion is. AOL is controlled under a dictator. 
278. Steve Case is stupid. He doesn't know what to do with his lame company. 
279. AOL has to initialize the modem every time it retry to connect. 
280. You can't use the word "ghost" in a screen name. 
290. You can't use the word "macintosh" in a screen name.
291. You can't use the word "suck" and "dick" together in a screen name. 
292. You can't use the word "cock" in a screen name.
293. You can't use the word "masturbate" in a screen name.
294. AOL has blocked everything that SEEMED Like a cussword. Example: SHlT (SHLT), FUK, A0L (A "zero" L), BlTCH (BLTCH), C0CK (C "zero" CK) H0ST (H "zero" ST) and etc. 

295. AOL's SNs can have spaces. This can cause chaos because some web sites will not accept a space in an email.

296. The AOL uninstaller is simple but stupid. ANYTHING that's in the AOL directory WILL BE DELETED, so BACK UP YOUR FILES FIRST!!!!!

297. Gay people in AOL always go to the private room "GAY" or "FUCK" and talk about sex. It's ok to go there for fun, but it's gay to go there for sex. 

298. AOL fits very well with Macs, which you can't do a shit with it.

299. Steve Case need to learn to get his lame internet better, a LOT better.

300. AOL is being mean to other services. Those AOL faggots trick people into their lame service, and make them choose AOL, while there are lots of other BETTER internet services around in the US.