The Zippy Story
Once upon a time, there was a song called Mambo Number 5, aka. Mambo number suck.
The CSU Marching band, especially the clarinets, loved to play it. One day, Matt noticed that
Mambo Number 5 was written by Lou Bega and Zippy. "Who is Zippy?" Matt asked.
Well, since Matt didn't get the answer he wanted he formed his own opinion.
Matt's theory is that Zippy is really Lou's sock puppet, and/or hand.
So...
at the 2000 band banquet, Matt received a Zippy puppet of his very own.
The End