A Breaker one nine this here's the Rubber Duck
You got a copy on me Pig Pen Come on
Ah Yeah ten four Pig Pen for sure for sure
By golly it's clean clear to Flag town Come on
Yeah it's a big ten four there Pig Pen
Yeah we definitely got the front door good buddy
Mercy sakes alive looks like we got us a convoy
Verse
It was the dark of the moon on the 6th of June
in a Kenworth haulin' logs
Cab over Pete with a reefer on & a Jimmy haulin Hogs
We was headin' for bear on "I-one-O"
About a mile outa' shaky town
I says Pig Pen this here's the Duck
And I'm about to put the hammer down
CHORUS
'Cause we got a little old convoy rocking thru the night
Yeah we got a little old convoy ain't she a beautiful sight
Come on & join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna' get in our way
We're gonna' roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
Convoy, Convoy, Convoy
Ah breaker Pig Pen this here's the Duck
Ah you wanna back off them hogs
Ah ten four about five mile or so
Ten Roger them hogs is gettin him tense up here
Verse
By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all
But there's a road block up on the clover leaf
And them Bears was wall to wall
Yeah them Smokey's was thick as bugs on a bumper
They even had a Bear in the air
I says callin' all trucks this here's the Duck
And we about to go a huntin' Bear
CHORUS
Ah you wanna give me a ten nine on that Pig Pen
A Negatory Pig Pen you're still too close
Yeah them hogs are startin to close up my sinuses
Mercy sakes you better back off another ten
Verse
Well we rolled up Interstate 44 like a rocket sled on rails
We tore up all of our swindle sheets & left em settin' on the scales
By the time we hit that shy town them bears was a gettin smart
They'd brought up some reinforcements from the Illinois National Guard
There's armored cars & tanks & Jeeps & Rigs of every size
Yeah them chicken coops was full of Bears & choppers filled the skies
Well we shot the line & we went for broke with a thousand screaming trucks
And eleven long haired friends of Jesus in a chartreuse MicroBus
Ah Rubber Duck this is Sod Buster come on
Ah yeah ten four Sod Buster ... listen you want to put that MicroBus
In behind that Suicide Jockey
Yeah he's haulin dynamite & he needs all the help he can get.
Verse
Well we laid a strip from the Jersey shore and prepared to cross the line
I could see the bridge was lined with Bears but I didn't have a doggone dime
I says Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck, we just ain't a gonna pay no toll
So we crashed the gate doin ninety-eight I says let them truckers roll ten four
Cause we got a MIGHTY convoy
Ah ten four Pig Pen what's your twenty
Omaha
We're gonna scare them hogs out there for sure
Well Mercy sakes good buddy, we're gonna back on outta here
So keep the bugs off your glass & the Bears off your tail
We'll catch you on the flip flop
This here's the Rubber Duck on the side
We gone Bye Bye.
Convoy