WORRA CHEEK!
Which member of Boyzone has the most disgusting habits?
Heh-heh! All of us. And it ranges from smelly feet, bottom burps, to even more personal stuff which I'd get lynched for if I told you!
Skimpy Speedos or sexy shorts on the beach?
Oh, shorts every single time. Speedos are one of the most unattractive items of clothing known to man. Best on the likes of Tom Jones, methinks!
What aftershave do you wear?
At the moment, I'm really into Issey Miyake. Clean, fresh and very me! But I've got so many, one for every occasion you could say!
Do you ever put on a face mask?
I have done, haven't we all? There's nowt better than feeling like your skin can breathe after a stressful day. But I'm not slapping it on all the time!
Can you do an impression of another pop star?
I can do Ronan & Heather Small (burst out into BBC tune Perfect Day sounding so like Heather, it's scary!) see, she could almost be in the room!
Who makes you wet yourself laughing?
Eloy always puts a smile on my face, as do my pet dogs. Oh, and Julie Walters, who I met the other week and had me in complete stitches. That woman is the funniest in the world.
What do you like to pig out on?
Japanese food. Oh, I love it. So tasty, really good for you, and just looks amazing on your plate. What more could a man ask for!
What gets you drunk the most?
Alcohol, normally! Hah! Next quessie!
If your mate had really sweaty feet, would you tell them?
Yeah, straight away as well! Wouldn't you? I'd be getting the air freshener out pronto.
Have you ever sworn on telly?
No, never. Oops, I tell a lie. I remember nearly coming out with the 's' word once on live telly, but I managed to keep it hidden well.
Have you ever danced to a Vengaboys record?
Yeah, I must have done. Living in Amsterdam, where the Vengas come from, I have to support the country's home talent. But they do such addictive tunes, I defy anyone not to start tapping their feet.
Ever worn the same pair of socks for more than a day?
In the past, yes. But lately, I've got hundreds of pairs stuffed in my sock drawer!
Posh Spice or Spiller - which one did it for you?
Well, I'm friends with Victoria, and I really admired her tune. It was brilliant. But the Spiller one, well it was the dance tune of the year, wasn't it?
What's the most you've spent on an item of clothing?
Loads and loads. I like my clobber, I like to look good, so if I see something I like, I do get itchy fingers!
Can you say something cheeky in Dutch?
Oh, I can say rude things in Dutch - but if one of your readers translates it, I'd get into bother!
If you could duet with anyone, who would it be?
Oooh, there's just too many to mention. Whitney, Stevie Wonder, you name it. Singing with Pavarotti was just astounding. One of the most memorable experiences of my whole life.
Have you ever had a dodgy perm?
No, but look back at old Boyzone stuff, and there's bound to be a few dodgy hair disasters. I mean, haven't we all had bad hair days, weeks, months or even years?