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| Flossy and Bessie are sitting on the front porch,rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs. They spend many nights talking about anything and everything... Let's listen, shall we; Flossy: "Bessie have I told you 'bout my lovers?" Bessie: "lovers? What do you mean lovers?" Flossy: "My three lovers that I've been seein'" Bessie: (shocked)"Why I'll be! How on earth do you keep from getting them mixed up?" Flossy: (proudly) "Well, I have them all named for soft drinks." Bessie: "Soft drinks? What on earth do you mean.?" Flossy: " The first lover.. I call him 7-up. Cause he's got 7 inches and he is always up!" Bessie: (snickers and blushes) Flossy: "My second lover..I call him Moutain Dew. Cause I'm justa mountain and he justa do!" Bessie: (blushes more and more snickering) Flossy: "And my third lover... I call him Jack Daniels." Bessie: (interupting)"Jack Daniels? That's not a soft drink! That's a hard liquor!" Flossy: "EXACTLY!" |
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