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| Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through
the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were
startled by a tap~tap~tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling
with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at
one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death ~ we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those bastards!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!" |
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