IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT BEANIE BABIES
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There is a Beanie Babie named Willy who has been very sick with a failed
kidney bean.  Willy's owner is pleading for someone out there to donate
a kidney bean so Willy can get a transplant.  Thank You.


In a cost saving move, Beanie Babies are no longer filled with beans.
Nowadays the busted-out teeth of parents fighting over Beanie Babies are
swept up off of store floors all across the country every night.  The
teeth are then then shipped to the company and millions of Beanie Babies
are filled with parents' teeth!

Austin and Andrea Eggynuts, of Phoenix Arizona, own 953,476,669 Beanie
Babies. Nobody has seen the children in over four months. They are believed to
be living inside their pile of Beanie Babies, burrowing and constructing
a complex system of tunnels and rooms within their collection of Beanie
Babies, somehow surviving by eating the moths that are attracted to the
little cloth toys.

Each Beanie Babie is produced in very limited amounts of 9,980,000.  Once
in awhile, the company "retires" a Beanie Babie. They are then sent to
live in Beanie Babie retirement communities in Naples, Florida, where
the Beanie Babies spend their days playing shuffleboard and checkers.

Next Final Time: What to do with your Beanie Babies after the fad dies.