MEENIE BABIES
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For anybody that likes those cuddly little plush bags of beans, 
I suggest not reading this.  If you like them, but you think this will be funny, 
DON'T WORRY, it will be.  You see all the little beanie babies come with
their own little poem. And remember how McDonald's was selling them? 
Well, read on.

	McDonalds presents
		UNHAPPY MEALS
		Featuring:
		TEENIE MEANIE BABIES

HARRY THE HORSE THAT BECAME A BURGER

   Harry loved to leap and play
   Out in the sunshine each and every day
   That is until the day we found
   Horse cost less than beef, by three cents a pound.

KURT THE KITCHEN COCKROACHE
     Kurt likes to dart across fries, buns and cheese
     With little small feet all full of disease.     
     Why's he living in our kitchen, avoiding our brooms?
     Because he's grossed out about our bathrooms.

INGRID THE INTESTINAL PARASITE

     Ingrid's the tapeworm inside the burger you just ate.
     In a while you won't be feeling so great.
     Count your blessings and don't give us no heat.
     You're lucky we didn't charge you for the extra meat.

HORACE THE PLAYGROUND HORNET 

  Our Play Land has lots of tunnels to crawl through and hide.
  Balls to jump in, nets to climb and a little slide.
  Horace lives there and flies in your shirt as you go in
  Stinging you and leaving ugly welts on your skin.

HECTOR THE HEAD LICE

   Hector lives in our employees' hair.
   Burrowing, crawling and laying eggs there.
   Who can afford shampoo with your shower  
   When you make only four dollars an hour?