Formerly known as U.I.K., The University of Hawaii Pearl Harbor first seemed only to be a dream to members around table 6, after the Camels finished with a 1-23 record in four seasons of I.C.S.L. play. A Loser's Cup Trophy is already being displayed in the Hall of Fame (Locker C193). The team was announced by GM Denny Majeske, who is also founder & CEO of Chink Automobiles in Detroit. A logo was unveiled on Feb. 13th, 2001 at Kazee Hall. It features a South Park resemblance with a mangled plane in the background. "I like the eyes," says Majeske (inventor of polar bears) "Chinks are funny." The logo was created by Flood & Associates. "A lot of people think me & the Floodster would be rivals due to the whole soccer thing, but nah man.... we discuss whether or not Mentos really are the fresh-maker, shit like that." The Kamakazees (who will sport blue-red uniforms with the Chink national flag on the right arm) are looking forward to future success. "I hope I win some balls!" says Majeske, founder of Yaks 'R Us, a non-profitable organization that helps neglected and abused raccoons.