All "Space: Above and Beyond" references here are copyrighted to 20th Century FOX,
Glen Morgan, James Wong and Hard Eight Productions.
The name "Azalea Place" is copyrighted to Joey Tempest.
"The Final Countdown" and other Europe references are copyrighted to the rock group Europe.
All original material contained here is property of the author and FoxHunter Europe.
Feedback is appreciated.
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It's a usual day at Azalea Place, the hotel the FoxHunters stay at.
Our brave squadron is alone in the restaurant eating their breakfast.
Lia, Europe, Cjinn and David sit around a table,
while the others either have went downtown or still are in bed.
David: So, soon we're going to the Saratoga...
Lia: It's going to be so weird, meeting people you've only seen on TV.
Europe: Is anyone else nervous?
Lia: Nervous?? Nah... of course not!
David: Nope.
Cjinn: Seriously...?
David and Lia: Way nervous...
Suddenly the FoxHunters see something extremely out of the ordinary..
Lia: Oh my god!
Europe: What the hell is that?
Cjinn: Huh? Oh, that. It's just ChigSoljer singing
"I love old-fashioned Rock'n'Roll" in his underwear...
David: Oh.
ChigSoljer: Am I the new Elvis, or what?
Lia: Chiggy! We're trying to eat breakfast!
ChigSoljer: But isn't it nice with some entertainment while you eat?
Everyone: CHIGGY!
ChigSoljer: Alright, alright! Geez Louise!
ChigSoljer goes upstairs.
Cjinn: And for God's sake, get dressed!
Europe stands up.
Lia: Where are you going?
Europe: For some reason, I'm not that hungry anymore...
I think I'll go for a walk.
Europe gets his walkman, and puts on his sunglasses.
It's a hot, sunny day, and Europe walks down the street,
while listening to "The Final Countdown".
Then suddenly he sees something.
Europe: What the...?
Deathangel and Bruce come running towards Europe.
Then they stop to rest.
Europe: What's the rush?
Deathangel: Europe, have you seen DarthSalem?
Europe: No, why?
Bruce: Well, we were walking in the park,
and DarthSalem was sitting on Angel's shoulder.
But then we stopped to look at some birds,
while DarthSalem rested on a rock.
Deathangel: And when I turned around to say something to him,
he was gone!
Europe: Oh, that's terrible...
Bruce: We've looked everywhere, but we can't find him!
Then the guys see DayLate coming from the park.
Bruce: Hey DayLate, have you seen DarthSalem?
DayLate: No, is he missing?
Deathangel: Yes, and we've looked everywhere!
Oh, I hope he's OK...
???: Is this your bird?
Everyone: Huh?
Back at Azalea Place...
Lia's in her room together with Cjinn and Bonesaw,
while listening to a radio.
Lia: Finally I'm going to meet Nathan...
Cjinn: How wonderful it will be to finally be able
to stand face to face with McQueen...
Bonesaw: Oh, what am I gonna say to Cooper when I see him...
Everyone: Sigh...
Just then they hear on the radio:
Some guy: Now let's hear the latest hit:
A duet by Britney Spears and N'Sync called...
Lia then picks up the radio, and throws it out the open window.
Then she sits down back on her bed.
Bonesaw: Uh... what were we talking about again?
Somewhere else...
ChigSoljer: He he, now I'm gonna surprise Shadow!
This is gonna be so great!
ChigSoljer knocks on the door to Shadow's room.
Shadow opens the door.
Shadow: Yeah, what is it... AAAHHHH!!
Outside...
???: Is this your bird?
Everyone: Huh?
They turn around and see...
Europe: Darkman! Nice to see that you finally got up...
Darkman: (yawns) Yeah..
DeathAngel: Oh, you found DarthSalem!
DarthSalem flies from Darkman's shoulder to DeathAngel's.
DeathAngel: Where did you find him?
Darkman: I saw him sitting in a tree.
It looked like he was looking for something...
Bruce: Or someone...
DayLate: What do you mean, Bruce?
Bruce: Dunno.. But something's definetly going on here.
DarthSalem knows when trouble is coming.
Europe: What could it be...?
At Azalea Place...
Shadow: AAAHHHH!!
After opening the door, Shadow sees ChigSoljer standing
in his underwear, holding a guitar. He plays and sings
the most terrible song that's plagued the Earth...
ChigSoljer: I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...
Shadow: CHIGSOLJER!!!
ChigSoljer: Uh-oh...
ChigSoljer runs away with the guitar in his hand.
Shadow: I'm gonna get you for this!!
Shadow runs after him.
What neither of them knows, is that Flash has seen it all.
AND filmed it with his video camera.
Flash: He he, maybe I should send this to
some "Funniest Home Videos" show.. Or maybe not..
Flash decides to throw the video in a garbage can.
Flash: Don't want to make innocent viewers sick...
He then picks it up again.
Flash: I know! I'll send it to those FOX bastards...
He laughs out loud.
Flash: If that doesn't make them get "S:AAB" back,
then nothing will!
He then goes to the post office.
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TO BE CONTINUED...