Some truths about us...

Undeniable truths about the FoxHunters
by Lia

For any doubts regarding the squad's actions, here are some guidelines and truths about us:

- S:AAB rules;
- FOX sucks;
- all typos are George's fault;
- everytime you hit "send" twice: blame it on EGroups;
- if you have no idea who to blame: blame ChigSoljer;
- if you have a creepy story: Angel has a creepier one;
- if you use a word ridiculosly common: Lia will not know what it means;
- we all suck in acronyms;
- if you want to watch a movie: Shadow already watched it;
- if you are new to the list and a female: ChigSoljer will invite you to dinner;
- if you are new to the list and a female and CS has not invited you to dinner: he thinks you're a guy;
- if you are new to the list and a male: CS will ask you about the girls from where you are;
- if you are new to the list and a male and CS has not asked about the girls from where you live:
he thinks you're a girl and he's waiting for an appropriate moment to invite you to dinner;
- if you can speak a language, so can CS;
- And he won't hesitate to let you know it!; (by Cjinn)
- even if you burn down your city and take the government of your country,
Cjinn will be by your side and encourage you;
- if you happen to mention the name of a S:AAB male cast member, the girls on the list are already drooling;
- CS has a witty comment about anything;
- Lia's archive of useless information is infinite;
- do NOT piss Shadow off or she'll send you to the South Pole with CS in a bikini;
- do NOT piss Lia off or she'll subscribe your addy to 17 chinese mailling lists about paleontology;
- do NOT piss Cjinn off or she'll find your car and fill it with parking tickets;
- do NOT piss Angel off no matter what, she knows all the bad guys and she's Bonnie's cousin;
- Plus she knows the Medical Examiner and can have the autopsy
say just about anything she wants it to...; (by Cjinn)
- always agree with all the members of the list, it's the doctor's orders;
- although Catling is the Chief Medical Officer, she's just as crazy as the rest of us;
- although Angel is the Squad's Shrink she's also just as crazy as the rest of us;
- RB is the Gunner for a reason;
- Do NOT in any case (this are the desperate cases) speak bad of:
a) James Morrison in front of Cjinn;
b) Morgan Weisser in front of Lia or Catling;
c) Doug Hutchison in front of Shadow;
d) Kristen Cloke in front of Europe;
e) that chig that killed himself in the pilot ep in front of CS;
- do not mention Pokémon in front of Lia or you'll be sorry;
- We are not paranoid, people are really after us;
- our blue pills don't taste like blueberry, they taste like mint;
- we prefer the yellow pills;
- we hate the green pills;
- the nice people on the white coats are our lovely neighbors;
- and they're coming to take us away...; (by Cjinn)
- Lia's blue roach does not have an affair with Cjinn's pink elefant!
They are just friends. Lia's blue roach is interested in Cat's green hedgehog
and Cjinn's pink elefant is engaged with CS's orange penguin;
- DarthSalem rules!!!!;
- but Luke doesn't think so...;
- everybody here is always guilty of something unless the contrary is proven;
- nobody here is older than 5;
- Lia is not too dumb to use mIRC, it really does hate her!;
- Angel hates to lift handless fingers to take the fingerprints;
- Angel and Cjinn only fake to work for the maintance of order,
they both have a twisted concept of what order means;
- but so does everyone here...;
- if you are creeped by a bug, Catling is going to love to research it;
- we are not really crazy. We are *special*;
- Lia is really bored now...