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More examples of absolute moronic things right here
10) Anorexic Idiots + Fashion Slavery
Interesting how people (actually to be precise, idiot teenage girls mainly in USA) can actually admire these 'models' whose weight to height ratio is so abnormally small that it is really scary. Try picturing a 6 foot tall person which weighs 60 pounds and you'll get an idea of what I mean by that. Ever watch those fashion shows (ugh!) on TV? Look at some of those 'models' (I use quotation marks because I believe these idiots should be thrown in jail for being so ugly, most of them anyways, and fashion shows suck like shit as a whole, who the hell can afford to pay $10000 for a dress anyways? Idiot women who married rich men for the money!?!?!? Probably), and judge their health from the amount of food they eat every day (for better judgement, use weeks as unit of measurement). Say, nothing for breakfast, nothing for lunch, and probably a carrot for dinner. I cannot imagine a worse comparison for self torture than this, starving oneself for the sake beauty!?!?!?!? Jeez that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Maybe it is just stereotypical, but are all these girls in USA like fashion slaves, who like wear whatever other people wear. As far as I know if all the big fashion designers suddenly show some totally disgusting clothes (e.g. that no top swimsuit) and call it good looking, all the girls would wear it to conform. Just disgusting. This includes idiots on crash diets. The person who invented them is a bloody genius, great commercial product. But the people who use them oughta be dragged onto the street and shot. Nuff said. Anorexia itself is the weirdest 'disease' I've ever heard of, only the dumbest idiots starve themselves.
Rating : 10 (for stupidity and the fact it is so disgusting)
11) Sex in Games Industry
Now when people buy games it is to play them, right? NO! Apparently some games, such as the Tomb Raider series, are for little preadolescent nerds who have no life and and so sexually frustrated that they have to take out their desire on a freakin set of pixels on a screen. That is just pathetic. You can't bag Eidos Interactive and their like for such a brilliant marketing scheme, but the little pimpy 12 year old idiots who are stuck to the screen in admiration of Lara Croft's humongous gravity defying tits are perverted sickos. This kind of behaviour by these nerds would probably lead the two things stated below
1) Shitty meaningless life in the future
2) Extensive surfing of the net for porn
And I'm not kidding on the second one either. It is the only natural extension for such idiocy.
Another thing are the ads people see in game magazines. The worst example by far is the Battlecruiser 3000AD ad. Go see it and you'll see what I mean. It has NOTHING to do with the game, instead it has a near naked woman (obviously an attention grabber) and holding the game box in front of her spread legs. Ummmm, if people would actually buy a game for something like that they must be stupid. Another one is the Lara Croft ad. The first thing that grabs your attention is her, none other than, her breasts.
Ratings:
Eidos and game companies : 1 (they had great idea)
Ad companies that use sex in ads to get attention : 10
People who fall for the ads : 10
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