The Simpsons
The greatest TV show on Earth!
A tribute to the Simpsons
We demand better television programs here in Shanghai (or in any part of Asia, for that matter). The programs stink because the cable and satellite companies are too stupid or too cheap. To my fellow students at the Shanghai American School, STAR WORLD (OR STAR PLUS) SUX! But it is the only thing we have! DOH!!!!!
Somebody tell Ted Turner to start a cable TV service here because Murdoch goofed with his Star TV network
Favorite Homer (or about Homer) Quotes
1) First you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the woman!
2) Give me the number for 911!
3) Son, when you participate in sporting events, its
not whether you
4) OK Brain, just do well and I will get back to killing you with beer!
5) White Oil! Texas Cheese! (referring to sugar)
6) Lady, he's sending my kids to college! (hot dog man referring to Homer)
7) Mmm, Sacrilecious!
8) The girls of the Internet! I'll go online with them any day!
9) Be quiet brain or I'll stab you will a Q-Tip.
10) I've got 3 words for you, "I AM GAY!"
11) Haha! The legend of the dog faced woman!
12) Look at this country! You-are-gay (Uruguay)! Haha!
13) Now I have a 4th child. I will call you Stitchface.
14) Ah donuts! What can't they do?
15) I can do it! I'm the King of the World! I'm ..... AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
16) If something is too hard,give it up. The moral my
boy is too never
17) Sir? Ah, hello sir! Yes! You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife, so...
18) Doh!!!!!!!!!
Linx
Since Foxtel shut down a lot of the Simpsons sites, here is Foxtel's Simpsons site
Here is Yahoo's huge list of Simpsons links
Sounds Page (lots of them)
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