The following is a list of word of advice and lessons of life I have thus far learned or heard in my brief time on this planet. Most of them will probably confuse you, that is OK, they are mostly for my benefit, though the stories you imagine behind the Pearls of Wisdom might prove to be more interesting than the truth.

• If it says "3 Man Raft" do not try to put a 4th person in it!
• When operating a chainsaw, do not confuse a tree limb and your arm



• Snowmobiles are NOT designed to fly
• When cutting an electrical wire, make sure it is unplugged!
•  Life is too short to drink bad coffee
• The old addage that nice guys finish last usually isn't correct, usually nice guys don't even finish, they are tripped at the starting line
• Don't look up when a flock of birds are flying directly overhead
• Behind every solution lurks more problems
• Reading the Manual is for wimps
• Never date your boss's daughter, and ...
• NEVER NEVER date your boss's wife

 



 Hobbies:

Just some kewl pictures that relate to my hobbies and likes, nothing special here.