I only work for MONEY!!!!

I Work at Perfect Pizza now which is much better than the last place I worked (Oasis Fish Bar).

I'm looking for a much higher paid job now, preferably somewhere that there are lots of fit women! (Boy, is my girlfriend gonna kill me for putting THAT!)

I dunno about Sainsburys or Asda, or other supermarkets, but hey - you don't know until you've tried them!!!

Anyway, anyone that is looking for someone to work for them to do, well, anything* then I am here - But I ain't cheap!

Last Updated: May 13th 2000

* Anything = Anything does NOT include sexual acts of a homosexual nature, sex with ugly women, or with animals.
This also includes sex with both under- and over-age girls. however, sex with exceptionally gorgeous women MAY be allowed, as long as it is considered a 'perk' of the job, and does NOT cut into wages. There will be NO tolerance when money is exchanged for sexual favours as I do not pay people to sleep with me - it's the other way around, and rejections for sex will be purely at my discretion only. Again, Homosexual acts are NOT tolerated, and uder/over aged women will also ALWAYS be refused entry. :o)
And animals...