Quality Pick-Up Lines
"Excuse me, are you a virgin?"
No
"Then can I have the box that it came in?"
"Hey baby, can I tickle your bellybutton?"
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"From the inside..."
"Hey baby, wanna fuck?"
No!
"Don't be picky, I wasn't."
"If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?"
"I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so you might as well be there."
"Is there a rainbow outside your house?"
No, why?
"because you're the treasure I've been lookin for."
"If you were a tear in my eye, I would never cry for fear of losing you."
"Come here and sit on my lap and we'll get something straight between us."
"If I could re-write the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"What could be so wrong in heaven that an angel like you is here on earth?"
"Quick, I need a quarter! My mother asked me to call her when I fell in love!"
"If beauty stank, you'd be the shit!"
"Is your daddy a thief?"
Why?
"Because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes."
"I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me?"
"If God made anything better looking than you he must have kept it for himself."
"Did it hurt?"
What?
"Fallin from heaven."