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What's the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
Only 200 women went down on the Titanic...
Did you hear how Bill and Hillary met? They were dating the same woman.
Poll of 100 women: Would you ever sleep with the President?
2 said yes, 4 said never, 94 said never again
Clinton: "I never told her to lie in her disposition....I told
her to lie in this position...."
Why does Clinton wear underwear?
To keep his ankles warm.
What do Clinton and a carpenter have in common?
One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.
Why doesn't Clinton play his saxophone anymore?
He's busy playing with his whoremonica.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex?
Hi honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes.
What's the new favorite game at the White House?
Swallow the leader.
What is Clinton's favorite movie?
Free Willy
Clinton: "I never asked her to lie....but I did ask her to kneel...."
Sayings and FAQs: 1.Windows95 - Plug and pray...
2.Windows95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading
3.Windows95 - Every function is a restart function...
4.Windows95 does really have preemptive Multitasking: Itcan boot
and crash at the same time.
5.Windows NT - Insert wallet into Drive A: and press anykey to
empty 6.Windows - Turn your Pentium into an XT...
7.Windows - The Gates of hell
8.Windows - a XT emulator for an AT
9.Windows95 - crash compatible on Windows 3.x
10.Windows - a virus with a mouse support
11."Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekcer, wurks grate"
12.OS/2 VirusScan -- "Windows found: Remove it? [Y,Y]"
13.Favorite Windoze game: "Guess what this icon does?"
14.The nice thing about Windows is - It does not just crash,it
displays a dialog box and lets you press 'OK' first.
15.Windows Multitasking - screwing up several things at once
16.Windows found - remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K
17.Windows has the ability to screw up 2 things at the sametime!
18.Mouse not present - click twice to continue...
19.Who the fuck is General Failure? And why is he reading my
harddisk? 20.What's the difference between windows '95 and highly
destructive unstoppable virus?
About 90 Megs of hard disk space. Error Explains:
1.DOS Error #01: Windows loading, come back tomorrow
2.DOS Error #02: Windows loaded. System in danger.
3.DOS Error #03: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
4.DOS Error #04: Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es(H)ell
yes! 5.Windows Error #01: No error... ...yet.
6.Windows Error #02: Multitasking attempted. System confused.
7.Windows Error #03: Unexplaind error.
8.Windows Error #04: Reserved for future mistakes
9.Windows Error #05: Nonexistent error. This cannot really be
happening.
10.Windows Error #06: Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
11.Windows Error #07: Door locked. Try control-alt-delete
12.Windows Error #08: Keyboard locked. Try anything you canthink
of. 13.Windows Error #09: Mouse not found. Press mouse button to
continue. 14.Windows Error #09: Game Over. Exiting Windows.
15.Win95 Error #01: Insufficient money spent in hardware.