80% of computers used in business are I.B.M. Compatables

There Are 2 Basic Kinds Of People: People Who And People Who Like Mac's

67.3% of Macintosh Users Are Criminal Perverts With At Least One Recent

Conviction For Drunk Driving Or Drug dealing.

100% Of Knifemakers Who Use Macs Burned More Than 90% Of Their

Brain Cells In The 60's.

Last year, construction of Apple Macintosh computers consumed over seven

hundred thousand tons of rare tropical hardwoods from unmanaged forests,

and released four and a half million cubic metres of toxic gases into the

atmosphere.

Federal studies show that prolonged use of Macintosh computers can cause

impotence, brain damage and incontinence.

PC users have, on average, IQs that are 10-12 points higher than their

Mac-using counterparts.

 Macintosh computers wilfully throw away 17% of all Ethernet packets and

 typically cause network data collisions reducing the efficiency of the network

 by 68%.

Most Institutes Of Higher Education In The U.S. Use IBM Compatible's

The US Marines Use IBM's

Apple Macintoshes are 74% more likely than PC compatibles to break out at

night, steal the keys from the transport pool and go out cruising for chicks in

the director's limousine.

Macintosh computers were responsible for 37% of all reported felonies in

1992, have been implicated in 71% of all major aviation disasters, and are

more than three times as likely as PC compatibles to be involved in a fatal

shooting.