"Everything about you is premeditated

You’re really loud and you’re really fast

You’re hung so proud but…will you last?

You think when they made you they broke the mold

You’re so pretty you look like a girl

You think you own the whole wide world

You're really dumb and you're really fat

I guess no one ever really told you that!

I know that you’ll never realize

That your unnecessary vanity is your demise."