Under Core Society Newsletter **Hey! Hey! It's the monkeys!** Sorry, wrong newsletter. Patty should have a copy. Pickle got married to Gerkin and they're hoping to have a dill soon. Even though they became seperated, not even 10 minutes after the wedding. Why? That is a very interesting question. Pickle had an affair, and now Gerkin gets 10 thou a month for her condo in Bermuda, her therapy bills, and her mental anguish. We all know what mental anguish is don't we? New Year. Sucks doesn't it ?!? Sorry to say, Yes, dues will be in effect this year. We need it because #1 we need to copy the newsletter now, and #2 we wanna party! Yes you're invited. (BUT ONLY IF YA PAY! We are NOT paying for your sorry asses.) Only 50 cents a month for Carrick students, and yes, only 25 cents a month for non-Carrick students. That's only 6 dollars a year you cheepo putz! And you get to pet The Pickle. And many more, for only $19.95. Please make all checks payable to sisters among Satan... DON'T CALL THE POPE, WE'RE JUST KIDDING!!!! (maybe) PLEASE, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE, OH PLEASE give us your MONEY!!!~! It's so hard to say good-bye...TO THE ICECREAM MAN !!!!!!!!!!!! Among australia's exotic flora is the firewheel tree, with it's lacy (Oooooh kinky), bright red flowers...ROBIN/JOEY! Robyn, Robyn, Robyn Red BREAST! POOP, POOP, POOP, POOP, POOP, POOP, POOP, POOP !!!!!!!! (don't ask, the SUGAR just kicked in, and we are Sprite peoples from the Peep hole's land.) Remember this? MONKEY HOLE, MONKEY HOLE! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT NEW MEMBERS, DER DOOBY DOOBY DOO MANY! (This is for you BECKY, CAROL and VHIN- YOU DAMN SHIM....shim shimmery, shim shimmery, shim shim shuree, a shim is as lucky as luck can be...) Anybody wanna see what Derek looked like on friday? Sure....We knew you did. <<<>>>>> WE GOT PICTURES. SCARY, ISN'T IT?..... Ya know, we'd love to dedicate this newsletter to 'THE CROW- CITY OF ANGELS', LIKE WE DID WITH THE CRAFT...BUT...WE DIDN'T SEE IT YET!!! SO, YOU'LL PROBABLY BE SEEING ALL THIS CRAP AGAIN REAL SOON. BUT, DEREK DID SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF A BUNCH OF KIDS AND OLD PEOPLE (YES he went out like this) [Hey Derek, remember the old guy in the wheelchair who thought you were from kiss?] ANYWAY.... MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP, FOR GOD'S SAKE (or who ever) MAKE THE VOICES STOP! Oh, I see, they're telling me it's time to talk about out dear two-faced friend Missy Martin! TOO DAMN BAD!!!! IN CONCLUSION...WE'RE ALL INSANE. (Gee....there's a revelation.) O.K. LOVE YA BYE-BYE Sincerely, CHASM-bob-QUINNIE AND KARASU-el diablo-MORGAN (not a last name) END.... Damn It!